Okay, so I missed the actual celebratory post, so bite me. I like to throw parties, and this is an excuse. If I were original, I’d have less fun.
Before you enter, please put on your bunny ears and take off your shoes. Leave your socks on, as sliding on the floor is encouraged. Footie pajamas with bottom flaps are available for those interested. Same with leather fetish gear. Anyone wanting to join in on Naked Twister needs to stop by the oil stand and have the staff annoint them. Anyone who needs a teddy bear or bankie has only to ask.
Food is available, with prizes given to most colorful sandwich and most suicidal drink mix. There are several cats available to rent, but you will need to leave a security deposit.