Happy 500th, when are the Lapdancers coming??? 
J
“trapped by the girl in the mirror and a bed that calls my name
standing on my own yet again, unabashed by the
cyclone of morons that abound this place
shhh, i think they’ve found me
hiding in their closet listening in on their
idiocy and mocking every phoneme
and allophone spilling from their diseased beings.”
Quoted from “Idiots”, by Prose
< messmerized by zyada’s dance >
Ummm…when’s the Dallas meeting again? 
congrats, phouka! < Handing you a coupon for a three hour body rub >
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
I’m gonna post this in the “SDMB nostalgia” thread…
A carful of hookers and a big pile of blow!
“What’s the cure for disillusionment, Charlie Brown?”
“A chocolate cream and a friendly pat on the back.”
::comes to Shadowfox’ ‘rescue’, scooping her up in his arms::
Hey, 'fox, welcome to the hot tub!
If you were looking for the male Swedish lifeguards, they’re down by the skinnydipping pool, but I’m very glad you stopped by here first! Would you like a sip of Corona to revive you? My friend Surgoshan and I will be happy to entertain you while you’re here…