Did I get your attention yet! It is my 1000th post party and I’m in the mood to party. Since the whole beer keg, nekkid people in the hot tub thing is getting a little old, I thought I would do something a little different…
A DISCO PARTY
That’s right folks! You thought disco was dead? Well, Shadowfox is bringing the stuff of your dreams (and nightmares) to reality. In the center of this room sits a massive lighted floor with a disco ball suspended from the ceiling. Surrounding the floor are a bunch of tables with chairs. In the corner sits the D.J., playing all those hits that you fondly remember. Waitresses in platform shoes serve your drinks. Bring out those tube tops and leisure suits and dance the night away!
For my special guests, I have the VIP room reserved for you. Sitting in the corner is Andy Warhol and a young John Travolta. Leaning against the wall is the guys from the Bee Gees. I also see Mick Jagger in the other corner with his arm wrapped around a very pretty young thing.
In the parking lot. We don’t need any of that ritual sacrifice kind of thing at my party, unless it is a nubile virgin, preferably of the male persuasion. Maybe then I could make an exception to the rules.
Okay, outta my way. (Shove) I need Barry Gibb, a broom closet, sparkly body paint and about 47 minutes. Move. Oh yeah, uh… congratulations, um Shoveldog.
Sorry, Shadow. Euty and I don’t allow disco in this forum. Congratulations, but you’re gonna have to select a new theme. Did you not read the terms of the member agreement when you registered? Here’s the relevant portion.
But you allow goat felching and naked jello wrestling? Seems grossly unfair, IMO. But I see your point.
Okay, change of venue. Imagine a crystal clear lake set in the mountains. On the beach, I have set up a bonfire and a BBQ grill. Nekkidness is an option, but it might be a little cold. However, I have plenty of brandy which will soon make you forget just how cold it really is.
Shhh…don’t tell UncleBeer, but I’m installing laser lights in the palm trees and I’m having an elevated lighted stage and my KC and the Sunshine Band record collection brought in by boat.
Oh, and for you heathens, I’ve having a hot tub and a collection of erotic oils brought in too.