Well, since a lot of other people are doing this, I might as well too. After ten long months of supreme effort, I have finally hit the 500 mark.
Shadowfox
“Distinguished” Sexy assistant to Head Honcho,
Self-Righteous Clique
Woohoo, Shadow! Let me be the first to congratulate you.
SanibelMan - My Homepage
“Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.”
Hi. My name is Rock Studley and I’ll be your stripper tonight.
You can look, but don’t touch.
Okay, let’s party!
I don’t have to do drugs to mess up my head. I went to Catholic school.
Yay for the foxy lady!
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
WOO WOO!
hops into Shadow’s arms and smooches her
Now to get to cooking some gumbo for the party.
If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors.
Took ya long enough. 
congrats!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Sue from El Paso
Siamese Attack Puppet - Texas
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
Hey! You’re almost 20% the loudmouth I am!
Good job…
Yer pal,
Satan
Hi Shadow! I heard you had naked guys over here, so I just thought I’d…
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS on a CRACKED-WHEAT CRACKER! That’s WALLY! You put some clothes on right now, young man! There’s a very big difference between looking at naked strangers, and looking at naked men who are just strange.
Anyhoo, congrats, Shadow!
Changing my sig, because Wally said to, and I really like Wally, and I’ll do anything he says, anytime he says to.
Hey! Right-o!
I just learned that the band of your ceremonial see-gar is in fact an SDMB decoder ring! And I smoked mine!
Congrats, Shadowfox!
I shall happily do the 500 dance with Shadowfox. You go!
Catrandom