Okay, dopers, I never thought I’d get here, so let’s fire this shindig up. I’ve rented a virtual warehouse and splurged on all sorts of goodies.
To your right, you’ll find the endless buffet. All your favorite foods are there, of course. I do highly recommend the florentine pizza and the frarej. Guiness, Shiner Bock, and all the other good brews are on tap. There’s a wine celler you can peruse, as well as soda, iced tea, milkshakes, and a free bar.
Off to your left, the entertainment center has been fully stocked. The DVD player is currently holding Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Matrix, Singing in the Rain, and Disney’s Tarzan. The library has, of course, an assorted collection of MGM musicals, film noire, science fiction, Alfred Hitchcock, Otto Preminger, silent flicks for Uke and Eve, animation, and most everything else. That stack in the corner is what my brother, Rincewind, brought in. I’m sure he’ll tell us what all he thought we’d like. There’s digital surround sound, gourmet popcorn and comfy couches for all.
Over there in the back is the game room - pool, darts, foosball, air hockey, arcade games, and whack-a-munch. There are also tables set up for card games, but only clothes can be used for gambling. No cash or chips, please.
Out on the deck is the hot tob, the sauna, and the massage table. There’s also a trail down to the lake for anyone who wants to skinny dip.
So, let’s get this party started, guys. 
