One hundred meeeeeeeeellion dollars
“Eh, what’s up, doc?”
“Waffffer thin!”
to be said in a Python-esque voice when cajoling someone who has refused an offer of food
Oh! I thought of another one. This is probably the one single joke that I have laughed out loud at the most times in my life; it’s from the old “Pink Panther” cartoon show.
If you really overdo the accents, it’s a scream.
I often catch myself grinning madly, in response to no external stimulus; it’s usually because I’m thinking to myself, “Zaht’s nuht muh dheug.”
“Lets pahk the cah and go to the pahty.” Said by a guy from Boston I served with in the Navy.
I always say “water” and “awesome” in imitation of a former roommate from New Jersey. Oohwahhsome.
A few weeks ago I was channel surfing and came upon a documentary about a very obese woman who had had surgery to help her lose weight. The incision had become infected and had to be debrided every day. It looked like an open smiling mouth. Upon seeing it, I immediately said, “Helloooooo!” in a deep, jolly voice ala Jerry Seinfeld in the episode where he pretended his girlfriend’s belly button was doing that.
Then I felt guilty for making light of this woman’s situation.
Also also: Zere ees a minkey in my rheum.
Why do I smell…wet…dog? –“Daddy” Warbucks (Albert Finney), Annie
Put!..That!..Downt! –Bill Cosby, demonstrating how “Mothers Enunciate”
(Cos could qualify for about 14,000 other distinctive soundbites, from HEY HEY HEY! to NOAH! to We cannot sleep through the night unless we’ve had a good beeating!)
Iiiiii heard that! –Les Lye, You Can’t Do That On Television
Pahnell…What you have heah is GAHBAGE! –Ray Goulding, interviewing the Odd-Shaped-Vegetables-and Fruit Man, The Bob & Ray Show
Finally…just two words: Get Smart.
I like it, I like it a lawt, said in a Jim Carreyesque way.
And, as silly as this will sound, “It’s not quite dead yet,” which I think I picked up from a Addams Family pinball machine.
Nuthin up my sleeve…PRESTO!
I can’t let a Zelnorm (prescription drug) commercial go past without saying “I AM ZELNORM!” out loud in my best evil galactic dictator voice. I don’t know why.
“Tish! That’s French!” also works.
“Good moaning”
“A dingo took my baby”
“No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!”
Or “No one expects the -----------!”
When I’m playing Civ III, and I assign a city to build an aqueduct, I always, always, say, “…The aqueduct?” as from Monty Python’s Life of Brian.
Mawwaige! Mawwaige is what bwings us to-gethah to-day.
google ads about sweaters?
scratches head
Moi?
My precious! (Gollum voice)
In a Peter Lorre voice: Yes! (When planning some mischief.)
When answering a rhetorical question in a silly way “Because the jellyfish will it so, WHY ELSE?!” Said rapidly, in a not entirely sane tone of voice. (From the Vampire: Bloodlines PC game, in reply to a question abuot why Vampires exist from the scholar Beckett if your character is a Malkavian.)
Well, I never! Said in a hoity toity madam tone.
“Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Yeah!” 