I still think mine is the best:
‘Former associate of Jimmy Hoffa’.
“… caught on camera urinating in the coffee maker…”
Well, the title of the thread that’s currently immediately above this one includes the phrase “My abcess”. I think that qualifies.
“…a much deeper elevation.”
manic for mushrooms
Google drone attorney
Underage friend of Mick
AOL executive
Blackberry anything
Crimea
homo erectus
“… humiliated in the press and later fragged by the men under his command after he insisted they use knives and forks to eat sandwiches …”
“homemade fecal transplant recipient”
…experimental medical treatment went wrong…
…of a new type were found under the skin…
…emaciated…
…shouting mob with burning effigies outside his…
…dead after 72-hour nonstop online…
…enraged chimpanzee…
(Why do most of my nightmares sound medical?)
…Crazed high school shooter.
…Trapped by Chris Hanson.
…4 Kilo of heroin at Suvarnabhumi Airport.
“convicted on all counts of necro-pedo-beastiality.”