“…parachute failed to open…”
“…flesh-eating bacteria…”
“…over a million dollars in back taxes…”
“…in his 17th year on Death Row…”
“…tumor the size of a grapefruit…”
I already said ‘parachute failed to open’ in post 91.
LOL
“…inexplicable radiation leak…”
“…was unable to stop eating…”
“…skin was commingled with the material of the couch…”
“…was found dead, burned as he tried to escape the clutter-filled house…” (This actually happened to a friend of a friend)
“…cardboard shelter was kicked apart by the gang…”
“…winning lottery ticket was a cruel hoax…”
“…was detained at the border over a week ago…”
“…oleaginous…”
‘remained trapped inside’
‘suffering from violent diarrhœa in consequence of the food’
‘pierced several vital organs’
‘left the highway at high speed’
Well, I looked over the thread twice, but apparently my eyes failed to open.
Substitute: “…barricaded in his apartment…”
‘authorities were shocked to find’
‘neighbors had complained of the foul odors’
…growths resembling trees…
…anti-psychotic medications proved ineffective…
…meteor collision…
…series of bad business decisions…
…enraged former associate…
…had not been seen for some time…
… resembled a chunky soup …
… mistaken for the new 58th flavor of Heinz Ketchup …
…found at the bottom of the Indian Ocean…
“…the poor dear…”
Wrongfully convicted.
“Bless her heart.”
appearing this week on Amazing Race (or any other reality show)
with co-host Rush Limbaugh.
with co-host Bill Maher
with fiance Sarah Palin
… mistaken for a moose by Sarah Palin, shot, and gutted …
…mistook Sarah Palin for a moose, then shot and gutted her…
“involuntarily committed”
“Last seen in a video released by the kidnappers”
“Identified by DNA analysis of the severed ear sent to his family”
" … selling human feces as energy bars …"