But of course. If he’s done something good, he’s “my child”; if he’s done something wrong, he’s “your child”. The following is a common conversation starter with the Bros:
“Your mother is driving me crazy!” “You leave MY mother out of this, what has YOURS done?”
Overexcited or complaining children produce: “is anybody bleeding?”
Children looking like they’re about to hit each other: “Kill each other but don’t hit each other!”
<— from another thread.
Another one, from Dad: “Veggies are good for you, natural is good for you, hemlock is a natural vegetable…”