But some do get whooshed, even if there’s a smiley face. :D:D:D:D
Ralph Cramden: I tell ya Alice, if I’da been there, I woulda sent that Loki character to the Moon! Pow! Zoom!
Carrie Bradshaw: [voiceover] Year after year, twenty-something women come to New York City in search of the two L’s: labels and love. And then the third L came to town…
I’m trying to think of how Archie Goodwin and Nero Wolfe would react. I suspect safeguarding the orchids would play a large role. That and sending Fritz on a mission to find the necessary ingredients for dinner from wherever was least devastated.
“Okay, okay! I’ll PAY the rent!”
Perhaps Fitz would be in the background of the schwarma restaurant.
“I’m sorry, mister Jameson, my movie rights are still retained by Sony Entertainment, so no crossovers.”
John, we have a new number.
Who is it Finch?
Agent Phil Coulson. He works for an Agency called S.H.E.I.L.D.
Loki: “ENOUGH! You are, all of you, BENEATH ME! I am a GOD, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by…”
[something dark flies across the room to fasten on Loki’s throat; he awkwardly tries to reach behind his neck, drops to one knee, soon passes out.]
The Count: “One! ONE puny god! AH-HA-HA-HA-HAH!”
[thunder rumbles]
Castle: “This is so cool!”
You know when you see a post so brilliant, so well done, that you’re instantly consumed with jealousy because you didn’t think of anything nearly as good?
That, about this.
DA Jack McCoy : “I don’t *care *what kind of authority that S.H.I.E.L.D. thinks they have - if any of those aliens are still alive and in custody, it’s my job to make sure they answer to the people of New York for what they’ve done!”
Egon: “The door swings both ways. We could reverse the particle flow through the gate.”
Venkman: “Ok, now, I’m starting to think you’re just looking for excuses to cross the proton streams.”
You and the others who complimented my post are very kind. I only regret that I couldn’t come up with a good line for Rachel. 
And this one is?
Rachel wouldn’t be able to speak. She was crying. Rachel always cries.
Munch (from Law and Order SVU, among other places): “I knew this was going to happen.”
Mozzie (from White Collar): “I knew this was going to happen.”
Mulder (from The X-Files–yes, I know he wasn’t based in New York, but if he’d been there): “I knew this was going to happen.”
What is it about the letter M that conspiracy theorists have it in common as the first letter of their name?
Meanwhile over at the Ed Sullivan Theatre…
DAVID LETTERMAN: Is it colder in here than usual? Must be the big hole in the side of the building. My first guest tonight has a flying suit and recently helped win the battle of New York. Paul, do you have a flying suit?
PAUL SCHAFFER: Heh, no Dave, but our band soars occasionally!
LETTERMAN: Not that kind of flying Paul! Ladies and gentlemen, IRON MAN TONY STARK…
Sadly, Law & Order: SVU made it pretty clear that McCoy lost his bed for re-election.
Any Jello pudding left?
ARCHIE: Edith, I’m home! And it’s a mess out there!
EDITH: Oh Archie, I was so worried. I heard on the radio that aliens were invading Manhattan.
ARCHIE: You ain’t kidding. They were all over the place, running and flying around, zapping the buildings and tearing up the streets. I was right there and I thought I was a goner, but then all of a sudden they all just dropped dead. every single one of them. I tells yah, Edith, New York is a better place now that all those illegal aliens are all dead.
MICHAEL: You know, Arch, you may not agree with their social political system or their beliefs or their methods of extermination, but you have to admit that those aliens have as much of a right to live as either you or I.
ARCHIE: Stow it, Meathead.