Brilliant!
Dave and Lisa step out of Dave’s office and into the bullpen.
DAVE: I just don’t think it’s a good idea to send reporters out there without my say-so, especially considering what’s happening out there right now.
LISA: As the news producer, I felt it was necessary to get someone out there to report on what’s happening.
DAVE: Yeah, but Matthew?
Joe storms into the newsroom.
JOE: I knew it! I told you they were out there!
MR JAMES: Of course we were.
Ross: Holy crap! Did you see those alien guys flying around with lasers, and that giant space-eel thingie? We’ve gotta get out of here!
Rachel: I’m not talking to you. I’m still mad at you for something you did four episodes ago.
Another reason I should never watch SVU.
“This looks like a job for SUPer Grover!”
And her nipples remain mysteriously erect throughout.
Rachel: These aliens attacking are sure making it hard to practice for my big audition!
Kurt: Let’s go back to Ohio and hang around our old high school like creeps then!
As the camera holds on the wreckage of an alien ship…
Narrator: “There are eight million stories in the Naked City. This has been one of them.”
The rest of the post was good…THIS was perfect.
Agent Kay: PEOPLE OF NEW YORK! Please take a moment to look at the Statue of Liberty…" flash
J, to K: “I don’t think ‘swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus’ is going to cut it.”
“Hey! I’m evaporatin’ here!”
Kojak: “I don’t have nearly enough lollipops for a situation like this. I think I’ll just retire and grow my hair out.”