Hey All,
Does anyone have a picture of Denise Austin with any other facial expression besides crazy-happy-joy?
I mean in every photo she seems to have her eyebrows raised, her eyes open a tad bit wider than normal, and a full tooth smile.
At first I thought she was happy, but now it seems kinda scary.
Am I the only one who feels that way?
-Sandwriter
p.s. Martha (pre-jail pictures) used to appear the same way, but at least she would tilt her head a bit to one side of the other.
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After a couple minutes of Google Images, I’d have to perplexedly say “no.” That expression appears to have been affixed to her skull with an industrial press and certain lifelike plastics. Amazing what they can do with polymers these days.
But she’s pretty damn hot nonetheless, so I forgive her.
After a couple minutes of Google Images, I’d have to perplexedly say “no.” That expression appears to have been affixed to her skull with an industrial press and certain lifelike plastics. Amazing what they can do with polymers these days.
But she’s pretty damn hot nonetheless, so I forgive her.
I haven’t seen her with her eyes closed, but she has other facial expressions. She does an excercise routine in Prevention magazine, and usually her face is that scary, scary face. However, when she’s demonstrating what to avoid doing, her face is scarily neutral. I think she might just be scary.
She’s pretty much the same in person. My boyfriend used to work at a restaurant she and her husband frequented. She’s very peppy and upbeat but really nice and down to earth.
Okay, well, she might be a nice person and all, I’m not saying she isn’t a nice person.
I’m just a bit scared of all the pictures of her with that happy-crazy-joy face.
Steven Wright made a joke about how he has a picture of Houdini locking his keys in the car.
I’d like to see a picture of her when she’s relaxed/unplugged.
Here’s an eyes closed pic from an album cover shot taken in her younger days when she was a member of an all female punk rock group called “The Cockpits”. She kept in shape even then!
You’re a sick man Astro, but I saved the pic.
I doubt that you will find a picture of her with her eyes closed. The images available are all released through her, or her publicist anyway. Not too many papparazzi go after her so you don’t get the off kilter ones.
Eyes should definitely turn to slits when you smile. Cheerleaders always wierded me out.
Her eyes in pictures on her website look normal. Somebody definitely must have clued her in.
Wow that’s weird that you said that because when I was a kid, I had a friend who was a cheerleader, and one day when we got our pictures back I was complaining about my slitted eyes and she said, “that’s why I always make sure to open my eyes really wide when they take my picture and it feels weird but the picture comes out better.” I always remembered that advice because I tried it and it was terrible advice. That always stuck in my head and I think about it when people take my picture.
