So what’s pimp oil? They’re selling it at the corner record store for $7.00. I don’t know if I want some or not. Is it made from real pimps?
Obviously, this is oil that only works in circa 1970’s pink Cadillacs. Although I imagine it would do ok in Tom Green’s “Slutmobile”.
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If it’s like the stuff that used to be sold in the gas station I worked in back in the 70’s, it has a strong coconut oil base.
Oh god…baby oil!
Oh shit…girl scout cookies
And don’t forget the dog biscuits and Quaker oatmeal cereal.
Oh no…Lady Fingers.
Always be ready to speak your mind and a base man will avoid you.
-William Blake
Oh crap… Soylent Green…
Soylent green is pimps?!?!
Pimps are made out of people
Oh, crap… French Toast!
Smilies, smilies, in a post
Which one do I hate the most?
Smirks and frowns and evil grins
Rolling eyes that really spin
They stick their tongues out if you please
Who the hell first thought of these?
Smilies, smilies, in a post
Which one do I hate the most? – Neuro-trash grrrl
…with a side of Canadian bacon?
If I was discussing Lucy Lawless but I wrote Lucy Topless, would that be a Freudian typo?
Pimp oil, for the uninitiated, is essentially “new car smell in a bottle” and is most often sold at urban gas stations, auto parts stores and the like. One sees it from time to time in record stores and head shops because it has a reputation (I don’t know whether it’s deserved) for being particularly effective at eliminating the odor of marijuana from the car.
I mention this primarily to avoid thinking about the weinerschnitzel I had for dinner last night and the Belgian waffle this morning.
Livin’ on Tums, vitamin E and Rogaine
How 'bout a manhattan?
up here in Canada, we love slices of American cheese.
and the stars o’erhead were dancing heel to toe
Now, Ivick, I think you misunderstand the joke. You see, it’s kinda gross to think of pimp oil being made from real pimps or lady fingers from real ladies or whatnot.
On the other hand, a real manhattan getting drunk is a very good thing. 
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It depends on what part of you they make the drink out of…
.....perhaps it was you who misunderstood
piss off;p
damn, my smilies didn’t work, you should be able to combine a wink and a razz
Well, you’re right about that. I’ve found that a manhattan is best when he gets drunk all at once.
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