A ninja sits on his couch watching some hot chicks on TV. There is a knock at the door. A guitar wails in the background. The ninja opens the door and 3 pirates are standing there. The ninja says nothing and kicks the first one in the nuts. He explodes. The other ones line up. The ninja throws two thowing stars at the next pirate and totally decapitates him. The ninja looks at the third pirate and realizes it is a hot babe pirate. He takes her upstairs and makes out with her. When he’s done, he kicks her in the crotch so hard that she explodes into pieces. A guitar wails in the background even harder if that is even possible. The ninja goes back to watching TV and is totally revved that his show is still on.
I think a far more likely scenario would be for the 3 pirates to serially sodomize the ninja til he explodes while they drink rum and an accordian wils in the background.
I believe it originates from the creator of the Real Ultimate Power site that was posted here before, and the creator of The Best Page in the Universe, Maddox, whose a big advocate of pirates and ass-kicking. Both webpage creators are friends and like to take friendly jabs at each other about pirates killing ninjas, and ninjas killing pirates. Also, both sites are popular amongst the same people.
And I agree with whoever said that Vikings would kick both of their asses.
Googlewhack has the pirates coming out on top. I tend to agree. Pirates aren’t just about the ass-kicking, they’re about the PARTYING! I bet you ninjas don’t even drink sake. Pussies.
What about space pirates? Han Solo was a sort of space pirate. Are you saying that Han Solo wouldn’t shoot first and kill any ninja before they got a chance to attack him?
One question: Was the TV show called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Teenage Mutant Pirate Turtles?
I thought so. That is because even 8 year olds know that a pirate would get his butt kicked on the very first cartoon fight while a ninja can go season after season without a scratch.
“Monkey play in the jungle
Robot work in the factory
They will have a giant rumble
Monkey v. Robot
Monkey v. Robot
Monkey hate technology
Robot hate the monkey
They will fight eternally
Monkey v. Robot
Monkey v. Robot
Monkey mate in the jungle
Robot replicate in the factory
They both love their mother
Why do they hate each other”
Haven’t you studied the history books of the long running P/R conflict? As I recall, they went up against a spac pirate named Weezel, and where captured, and sold into slavery. The fact they later escaped was not due to their defeat of Weezel, for it never happened, but instead due to the fact that he had a change of heart, once he realized that their mutual enemy would kill his brother, along with the turtles. http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServlet/showid-2752/epid-76785/
Where do you find pirates? Everywhere there’s a large body of water.
Where do you find ninjas? Holed up in an island surrounded by water.
Why aren’t there ninjas everywhere? They couldn’t beat the pirates surrounding their island! Sheesh, nobody’s scared of ninjas. Are there any laws on the books outlawing ninjary? No, because nobody’s worried about it. But just about everywhere, including international waters there’s laws against piracy. People fear pirates!
And look at some of the people the ninjas let in their little club. It’s sad.
