I’m talking about female piss dribblers here, because I don’t hang out in boy-toilets and am therefore unqualified to comment on male piss dribblers.
You know what I mean by piss dribblers - the damn bitches who never learned to piss in a toilet. I guess mommy told them toilet seats were dirty so they (presumably) perch above them. Lacking the ability to aim of the male of the species, and in in some cases apparently equipped with a spray attachment, they then proceed to piss all over the fucking toilet seat (and elsewhere) and leave it that way for the next person. Who is usually someone who understands that if you sit on the fucking seat like you are supposed to you don’t have to worry about contaminating your or anyone else’s precious ass.
SIT ON THE GODDAMN SEAT, YOU ASSHOLES - THAT’S WHY THEY CALL IT A SEAT!!!
Of course, some places do provide little disposal seat covers so the aim-and-hygiene challenged can put a physical barrier between their germs and everyone else’s. Some of these bitches even use them - but then they leave the goddamn seat covers on the seat If YOU don’t want to touch it after your ass has been on it what makes you think I want to touch it, huh? Ball that sucker up and flush the goddamned thing or pitch it in a trash can or in the little boxes for the fucking kotex/tampons/other bloody rags.
There is one fuck up at work who not only puts the seat cover on the seat, and not only leaves it behind, but apparently still does the perch-and-spray routine, leaving behind piss-covered seat cover and pissy floor. WTF? The goddamned sterile seat cover still isn’t good enough for her asshole to sit on?
For starters, nothing excuses the behavior of the individuals you described.
But mommy probably told them the toilet seats were dirty because they are dirty. I don’t go into public ladies’ rooms unless absolutely necessary. Even in the restrooms at the mall, I have seen seats spattered with menstrual fluids and even smeared with fecal matter. I have entered stalls after women who haven’t bathed in at least 3 days. Because of this, there is no way in hell I’m going to put my bare ass on the toilet seat–even if it looks clean.
That being said, I do squat low enough to ensure that the stream actually falls into the toilet, and I always wipe up any spatters.
We’ve got one of these fucknuggets coming into the men’s room when I work. Every day, if you go in after 15.30, there will be puddles of urine (and the occasional curly hair or five) under the urinals. I feel like posting one of those signs like in amusement parks " Your dick must be at least THIS big to ride".
My wife also has no end of comments on the hovering chicks what pee on the seats. She calls them tautological urinators.
I couldn’t agree more with this rant. Don’t any of these women see the irony of pissing on the seat in the name of sanitation? What alsopisses me off is seeing that, in a restroom without seat covers, someone has taken toilet paper and carefully covered the seat, then fucking left it there. I can only imagine the rants this must inspire in the janitors who have to clean up after these women.
If I may rant a bit on a related topic, I really hate it when someone clogs a toilet with paper towels or what looks like an entire roll of TP. Especially if it happens in a small, busy bathroom. Do these women think they don’t need to take any pains to avoid this, as if no one else could possibly want to use a toilet.
These women are on my list of People To Feed To The Aliens When The Mothership Lands!"
I can sympathize with the worry behind filthy public restrooms; I understand there are those from a cultural background that doesn’t contain Western style toilets but I do not understand not cleaning up afterwards! That is reprehensible, inexcusable and disgusting.
Oh, and the worst part is when you can’t tell that one of these hateful cows has been in the stall before you and you only realize it when your own butt starts to get damp, right through the sanitary cover. Ewww!
I saw a sign in the men’s room in a bar that said, “The hand that serves you your beer is the same hand that picks the cigarette butts out of the urinal.”
Think that’s nasty? I was once in a stall in a men’s room, where I was dismayed (after it was far too late) to notice that someone had masturbated all over the toilet paper. This is, alas, only number four on my list of grossest things ever seen. The top three I have sworn under dark and terrible oaths never to reveal to anyone for less than twenty bucks.
Well, for starters, it’s not as public a toilet as a mall - it’s the one where I work. (I don’t use public-public toilets unless I have to, either) We have these nice, hard-working ladies who barely speak English come in two or three times a day to clean up. The hygiene-inmpaired invariably blame the filth on these ladies, which is stupid because they’re the ones cleaning up, not pissing and shitting all over the place.
Secondly - the whole problem of “leavings” on the seat is just more of the same. If you lack so much bodily control you spray, dribble, ooze, bleed or whatever all over then clean up after yourself I’m not talking about physically disabled people (mental is another issue), I’m talking about people with operating limbs who are capable of wiping up foulness. Hell, the disabled folks I know leave the place cleaner than these jokers.
And yes, in some other parts of the world toilets do look considerably different. I have actually used one. I can understand this being a problem at, say, the international terminal of a large airport. Maybe that’s why O’Hare International has toilets that flush themselves and change their own seat covers. I’m talking about a place of business here, where people spend 8 (or more) hours per day and presumably everyone has some experience with American plumbing.
OMG, Broomstick, for a minute I thought we worked in the same office. A few months ago, we hired a bunch of new people, and one of them pisses on the seat (it used to be every few days, but now it’s only twice a month or so. In a two-hole ladies’ room that only gets cleaned once a week, this is a crime that ought to be capital. It’s not like there’s a shortage of seat covers or toilet paper.
I wrote a nasty-gram and left it taped to the stall door some time ago, but the HR woman found it, bitched me out and now sends around lullaby-worded emails whenever it happens. I’m ready to quit and find a job working with adults.
I find it stunning that most people spend more waking time in their offices than in their homes but find it seemingly impossible to perform the most ordinary clean-up tasks. WTF? How difficult is it to clean up your own mess? No wonder these women suffer from such mysophobia if they imagine everyone treats toilets like this.
Included in this group are the mothers who come from the school of thought that says the that smallness of their child excuses taking said child into a stall and watching the child piss all over everything. And then helping the child wash his or her hands before leaving. I demand the right to wipe up the excess urine with some toilet paper (left on the ground, no doubt) and rub it all over the woman’s face. This I demand! Nothing else will satisfy me.
I always carefully lay down some toilet paper, check to see if it’s absorbed any pee, water, shit or blood, or if any pubes are poking through, re-apply if necessary, and then go. And I flush the paper when I am done. How can this be so hard for adults to manage?
