Piss or Pee?

[MaceMan]

*Originally posted by hajario *
**I personally like “piss” because it is an onomonopia. It’s probably one of the first words uttered by humankind.

Haj **

I think you meant: onomatopoeia

[Blalron]

urinate

[green_bladder]

*Originally posted by Thudlow Boink *
**Does raisinbread piss purple?

(I’m not even going to ask about green_bladder.) **

Thanks for the thought

percypercy
**So it’s just a coincidence that She’s a Mover just came onto my stereo or do you have control of my computer, green_bladder ? **

Well, let’s not rule out the latter, shall we?

[Ephemera]

I’m a guy and I pee.

[Essured]

I’m a woman, and I usually piss.

Sometimes, I take a leak, have a squat (when in the bush), hang a leak, and I even once did a “gash slash”, but I try to forget that night

I never pee.

[dead0man]

Pee in front of children or my parents, piss for all other occasions. But I usually “take a leak”.

[auntnut]

*Originally posted by X~Slayer(ALE) *
**Pee is the “politically correct” version of Piss. Victorian sensibilities disallowed women to utter the word, thus it was called by its initial.

in modern context, both are suitable to use depending on upbringing. Its hardly a “bad” word anymore. **

Oh Pissoff !!!

[NutMagnet]

pee
peepee
piss
void
weewee
wizz
tinkle
drain the dragon
leak the lizard

take your pick

I usually have to “piss like a racehorse” [sub]I have no idea what that means or where I got it from, but I say it anyway[/sub]

[Wolfian]

Pee is the act. Piss is the result. YMMV.

[Mycroft_Holmes]

*Originally posted by Roadwalker *
**shi-shi **

You’re not originally from Brazil are you? This is exactly what my kids use (thanks to their Brazilian mother). Although as an adult I prefer to “migar”.

And in the States I micturate:D

[big_alex]

waz

[Mycroft_Holmes]

*Originally posted by Mycroft Holmes *
**And in the States I micturate:D **

And in Germany I go pinkeln, and here I go plassen. Man, I don’t know how my bladder even works anymore with all that confusion.

[WeRSauron]

I “go to the bathroom.” I don’t think the people around me need or want to know what I’m going to do there.

WRS

[WeRSauron]

Roadwalker reminds me, I was raised with “shoo-shoo”, the verb being “shoo-shoo karna” (in Urdu) or “to go shoo-shoo.” That’s how my mom referred to our urinating even in notes to the babysitter.

WRS

[Mycroft_Holmes]

*Originally posted by big alex *
**waz **

From Merriam - Webster Online

Main Entry: mic·tu·rate
Pronunciation: 'mik-ch&-"rAt, 'mik-t&-
Function: intransitive verb
Inflected Form(s): -rat·ed; -rat·ing
Etymology: Latin micturire to desire to urinate, from meiere to urinate; akin to Old English mIgan to urinate, Greek omeichein
Date: 1842
: URINATE

• mic·tu·ri·tion /"mik-ch&-'ri-sh&n, "mik-t&-/ noun

[beagledave]

See a man about a horse.

[Pixelle]

I say wee. I usually only say pee or piss if I’m talking to someone on SDMB because it’s more likely to be the word most Dopers would use.

[Surreal]

I almost always say “piss” when I’m talking to someone I know, but on the SDMB I’ll use the word “pee”, as in “I pee in the sink” or “I pee in the pool.”

Using the word “piss” on a public message just seems ill-mannered to me.

[Ender_Will]

like Dead0Man, I usually take a leak.
Sometimes, I do as NutMagnet and piss like a racehorse. Usually “piss like an Iraqi racehorse” One of my friends threw the “Iraqi” bit in in high school, nobody knows where he came from with it, but I like it.