Pissed off? Tired of all the passionless losers on this MB? This one's for you!

As much as it grosses me out to agree with Carol Stream on anything, I agree. No one’s saying you can’t post whatever retardo thread you want, just put it in the right forum.

Mip sims. MIP SIMS. Please pronounce it correctly. Thank you.

Oh, just a piercing comeback. A riposte of excellent quality. :dubious:

Oh please. Don’t you have some more mod butt to sniff? You’re the most obsequious Jr Mod wannabe since What_Jim, and that’s saying a lot.

I’m in Canada and I know her.

Oh, my goodness. :eek: I’m cut to the very quick by the excellence of your wit! I may not be able to live to see the end of the day! Indeed, as I lie here, bleeding and battered by your razor-sharp efforts, I wonder if there are enough units of blood in the local bank to keep me alive, for certes, I shall otherwise die!

Is smiling at this the same as wishing harm upon another poster? I need a Jr Mod ruling, stat!

Also, is the impossibility of disagreeing with Carol Stream’s posts in this and Giraffe’s threads a sign of the apocalypse? I think it is.

'kay

This looks whooshed. I can tell from some of the pixels and having seen a lot of ironic whooshes in my day.

I had in mind something like this.

So this wouldn’t have been good enough? Picky picky.:stuck_out_tongue:

Sadly the true idiot simply can’t grasp your message, it’s the cancer that is killing the Straight Dope boards.

Reported for trolling.

Closed, for the reason outlined here.