I pit my wife for making me fat with her cooking!
Tell your wife to wipe off her chin when I’m done with her and get me a fucking beer already!
I asked her for a Son. She Gave Me 3 Fucking Daughters (Legal Advise, Sympathy Requested).
I Pit Something or Other
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I got nothin’. But I’ll say this – **Hal Briston ** has way too goddamn much time on his hands!
If you could commit necrophilia with anyone whos corpse would you choose?
WW2 fascists had it spot on politically but they wore shit uniforms.
Question about the more obscure rules of cricket.
Can you do my homework assignment for me cos I cant be bothered to use the net myself.
How can I stop all these men coming on to me every day who I dont fancy cos I’m so hot but haven’t the ability to put them off politely ,honest.
Is volunterring witht hte Humane Society the best way to find all these cat hos’?
Leave Fred Phelps alone and let him protest baby killing fag soldiers funerals.
That was very painful to type.
Spaying and neutering pets is mutilation!