Ooh, that reminds me of one from several years ago that didn’t start in the pit, something like:
**I can’t get over how handsome Osama bin Ladin is **
**I have half an hour for lunch. The guy in the ambulance has all the time he needs in the Emergency Room. I am NOT pulling over to get out of the way.
How did my girlfriend learn to give such great head by age 7?**
**Why the hell was I arrested? The sheep never complained!
Goddamn ungrateful employees. Don’t they realise paying them minimum wage cuts into my profits?
My girlfriend gets mad at me watching porn while we’re going at it. How else can I show her what she’s doing wrong without hurting her feelings?**
I Pit the stupid Ct who greets me at Wal-Mart**
Burning crosses should be protected speech (began in GD and moved to the Pit)
Fags and dykes should be allowed in the Army
SSG Schwartz
All you bitches are just jealous because I’m so pretty
Dammit! She said she was sixteen!
STFU! Scientology Rocks!
The effing warez website that installed spyware on my PC
The effing porn website that installed spyware on my PC
A-hole sold me fake drugs!
I pit the neighbor that keeps cutting my cable tap
My Wiccan coworker is going to hell for worshipping satan
Bitch ain’t putting out must be gay
D&D/ Magic the Gathering/ Harry Potter are the work of the devil
The explosive sound from my car’s exhaust pipe..
**My cat’s tongue was too abrasive on my penis, so I sanded it smooth.
Thank you, George Bush, for protecting America from terrorists and Democrats, but I repeat myself. **
Dammit, Boyo Jim, I liked the way your cat’s tongue felt on my penis!
That cat ho’s been CHEATIN’ on me!
Fat, ugly people need to stay out of my sight
Computer geeks are soooooo obnoxious
My mom tried to stop me from drinking just 'cause I’m twelve!
If yer only going 10 over the speed limit, yer damn right I’m gonna tailgate ya
I pit parents who don’t give into their kids tantrums!
Wye cunt we orl just spel how we fil lik?
That cat don’t love you!
My cat claims to love me, but licks other men’s junk.
Declaw the beotch and leave 'er outside for week.
Thanks, Taber.
I declawed my cat and left her outside and now I can’t find her!
Niggers!
I PIT SATAN
O , The memories.
My cheap parents won’t pay for my wedding!