Pit Threads Guaranteed To Backfire

Stupid customers who ask me questions!
Get real jobs, you slacker stay-at-home moms
I pit the bank for fining me for bounced checks!
Breastfeeding is gross! Don’t do it in front of me!
I lied about being on the pill and got pregnant and HE GOT MAD!!!

Oh yeah, those are the worst. If you don’t want me to mind, then don’t start the thread.

Depressed people should just change their attitude.

Picky eaters should be forced to eat normal food.

Male circumcision is barbaric mutilation.

America would be safer if we outlawed handguns.

Feed Up With People Saying Pots Call Kettles Black – Cooking Vessels Can’t Talk!!!

It’s not genital mutilation, it is to ensure my daughter doesn’t become a whore. **
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Rape?!? You wanted it from the moment you left the house in those clothes.

Getting kitten brains off my boots.

SSG Schwartz

Ask the Homophobe.

Regards,
Shodan

That’s the second time you mentioned that thread, sounds boring to me.

Jack Chick Is Right! If You Don’t Believe It You Can Go To Hell!

Two years ago and still a member?!

Really there is no depth to it. Random posts from a thread-killing madman if you ask me.

SSG Schwartz

Why are there so many fat chicks at science fiction conventions?!

There was a guy awhile back, called Minotaurus, or something like that, who started a thread asking if any guys had to “do dish, or other women’s work” and generally stating that he considered it demeaning for a man to have to “do dish” and the emasculation that that represents. He didn’t last long.

He’s married, but his wife doesn’t understand him and he’s going to divorce her soon, so why can’t I sleep with my boss?

There are good reasons gays shouldn’t be allowed to marry.

Psst! FYI - Those are guys. I think the man-boobs fooled you.

Hey you fucking, ignorant, crippled, moron, it isn’t a handicapped parking space if nobody was using it !!!

Some women need to be beaten!!!

I’ve been secretly poisoning my neighbours’ cats

People who don’t laugh at ethnic jokes just don’t have a sense of humor

It’s MY money. Why should I have to pay child support?

America would be a better place if laws were based on Christianity

Don’t I have a right to be offended by homosexuals?

You people should show more respect for our President

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Paul Verhoeven is the greatest film genius ever

:)THIS:)BOARD:)WOULD:)BE:)HAPPIER:)IF:)WE:)HAD:)MORE:)SMILES:)

If that actually represents something in leet speak, I feel sorry for you for having taken the time to construct it, and even more sorry for anyone that takes the time to decipher it. If it means nothing, look for your name in the Pit soon. I’d bet at least a few people are trying to decipher that as I type.

For those of you playing at home, I used this page.

And I now see I misspelled one word.

If humans are more advanced than apes, how come apes are still around?

New video proves CIA lying about tower collapse!

You guys are all a bunch of 'tards!