I pit people who pit Scientology!
**Bush was behind 9/11 (with video)
I pit my fat-ass coworker.
My fucking bitch mistress is going to tell my wife I’m cheating on her!
No adult should be reading Harry Potter!
12 items, 25 items, what’s the fucking difference? I don’t have all day to wait in one of the slow lines.**
I love everybody and yet they call me a slut
Is it okay to say FK here?**
Why did the priest ask if my little Johnny could sleep over?
Nobody over 35 should have a baby! It’s sick and wrong!
you for got to add ** stop picking on poor, misunderstood Tom Cruise**
To the old dude at the movie who kept shushing me: MYOB!
Idiot pro-choice people, don’t you realize if your mom had had an abortion you wouldn’t be here?!?!
I’m leaving this board forever!
[heavy sarcasm] We can only wait, someday… [/hs]
What’s the big deal about Vick? Dog fighting is a way of life in the south
I just spent far too much time reading that thread. I laughed. I cried. I bookmarked it for later reading.
:eek:
My kid drowned when he sneaked into my neighbour’s pool and she doesn’t want to help pay for the funeral.
Here’s a Fake Pit Thread with Links to my Other Wonderful Threads Around the Dope as I Start Them
Fking Loud-Ass N*ggaz - And I’m Black**
I pit women who want me to do dish
Then you should start a Pit Thread about women who expect you to act like a loud, flamboyant, gossipy gay man.
See how it goes. 
Oh, you probably mean dishes!
Don’t let your brat run wild in the video store, if you don’t want him to go in the adult room and see the covers of anal sex DVDs. Dumb bitch. :mad:
Hey you on the slot machine next to me, quit screwing up my system!
My kid’s principal doesn’t give enough standardized tests
I pit the grocery clerk for enforcing '10 items or less’
If you don’t want your picture on the web, don’t wear a skirt up the stairs
SF stands for San Francisco & HP for Hewlett-Packard, dammit!
Never mind.