A Child’s Guide to Hide and Seek which illustrates great hiding places like refrigerators, sewers, dumpsters, and car trunks as well as smart places to look like down wells, deep in the woods, and along the slippery, rocky banks of rapidly moving waters.
I think the reason it made me sad is because somebody seriously thought it would be a good idea for a book. As another hypothetical bad idea for a kids’ book, it’s funnier. 
How about What Grown-ups Won’t Tell: A Child’s Guide to the Secret Words.
Too bad. I would actually buy many copies of this and give it to many children I know. Dog-fighting is one of the things I think they should be horrified about and convinced it’s a horrible, despicable thing as early as possible.
This is my favourite. 