Freddie the Filthy Little Fuck-Nugget*
*Alright, I have no idea what this book is about, but the title’s kinda catchy.
Chat-Room Adventures
Uncle Lou doesn’t pee standing up anymore
A child’s guide to understanding gender reassignment.
Wonderful Thing Are Under The Sink
I don’t know where I originally heard this but I can’t top…
“Bi-Curious George”
A is for Asshole, B is for Bitch: A child’s guide to swearing and offensive language.
Anne Geddes’ Bukkake Babies
Happy To Be White
Point and Laugh: A Child’s Guide to Special Peers
What Else Can You Fit Up There?
Archie, Betty & Veronica’s Threesome
Stuff Rich Kids Have That You Never Will
All of these posted so far have made me chuckle, except this one, which made me sad.
I remember reading a children’s sex ed book (from the public library) that had some rather graphic (& clinical) descriptions all accompanied by anatomically correct cartoons. Of both sexes, all body types, from infancy to old age.
Would that be It’s Perfectly Normal? My old gf has some amusing tales of that volume growing up.
Mr. Stabby and his Knife Drawer Friends
On the old Lou Grant show there was an episode about dog fighting in which Lou’s boss, the lady who owned the paper he worked for, had her little Yorkie dognapped. It was never found, and was presumed killed, but in looking for it the ugly world of dog fighting was exposed(I’m looking at YOU, Michael Vick!:()
Of course they had to tack a “happy” ending on, when Lou bought her another Yorkie puppy, She refused it but changed her mind and adopted it.
Alex and the Amazing Four Loko Stand
Yep.
“Mommy Feels Stabby Today: Where To Hide”
Archie, Jughead, Reggie’s and Mr. Dithers’ Foursome
How to Become Yoko Ono
Become a Superhero by Jumping Off Tall Buildings
How to Hug Rabid Animals
Setting Yourself on Fire Doesn’t Hurt
Vaginal Rashes Can be Cured by Scratching with Broken Glass
Strangers Have the Best Candy in Their Trunks
This could be an even *worse *idea depending on which definition of “trunks” you go with. 
I’m obviously deranged because it made me loller hardest.
Heh, I like both of these.