A lesser man would have described it as such a limited perforation zone off a platform with so many horizontal offsets, most of which are completely fracked.
Yours is far better.
Indeed. I have no opinion on Amateur Barbarian, but that was a prettily-turned phrase.
Strangely, the OP of this thread has a username not unlike AB’s old username. What was it, NitroPress or something? Just an odd similarity.
Dammit, now I WANT a like button.
PlainJane, we should have a drink.
18-1.
Dear Girls,
We hate periods too.
Sincerely,
Commas
Wheels within wheels; shadow-puppets. We live in a world where the rocks of the avalanche are real, where the flames of the forest fires are real and where the carnage of the waves from the tsunami leaves hundreds of the dead within its wake. On the other side of this natural reality there is the paper world and those who believe in the force of words-on-paper, to the extent that such things might still be possible.
Or coincidence, I dunno.
That’s the only way we can make little Patriots.
Neener neener.
Well, that’s the case with most sequels.
Good lord, of all the annoying smarmy shit AB posts ,THIS is what he gets pitted for? Might as well pit Al Capone for tax evasion.
Hey Chief, grab a napkin. You got a little Belichick gravy in your goatee.
The doublet “New England” ceased meaning New + England a long time ago. It’s essentially a one-word phrase (pronounced new-ING-land). It means the 6 states that comprise the area. Any reference to England; proper, is in the imagination of the speaker. 
Sorry, can’t read that. The Lombardi Trophy is blocking my view.
Amateur Barbarian is an insufferable, pedantic nitwit who believes he is a celebrity and this is the pitting he gets.
Life ain’t fair, Ma.
Thing is, it was one (1) thread. The OP draws that one (1) thread out as if it had been going on longer than the work-rants thread.
Congratulations… you were able to use a bus pass to get to Gilette Stadium and take the tour. That’s gotta blow your entertainment budget for the next couple of months. However, I’m pretty sure that has nothing to do with your lack of reading skills.
To repeat: Neener neener.
Can we put Elvis and AB in this thread and then seal them in?