Are you sure you don’t have a more famous sibling though? I won’t even talk to someone who isn’t the most famous person in their family.
Damn you, sibling whose fame eclipses my own! DAMN YOU!
Can we get someone to nominate this for Threadspotting? It then appears on the cover of the Dope. <AB drops mic>
She IS the Kwisatz Haderach!
Kwisatz Haderach
Prospero ano y Felicidad.
I would hate you, but I feel you have increased my fame. Not that I’m counting, of course. Well really, who could count that high?
My anus thanks you, and wishes you a prosperous and happy butthole as well.
Question for etymologically-minded Dopers:
Is there a difference between a sneakbrag and a stage-whisper brag? You know a stage whisper: you talk adopting a whisper-ish tone while you are projecting to the seats in back 
Perhaps life is a performance for the Pittee?
Ah, but are you a Regionally Noted Trencherman yet?
This question comes up pretty often on this board, doesn’t it? Can a person really be this needy (the endless forced interjections of coy stage whispers or sneak brags), nuts (using a rewards card is similar to killing people) and annoying? It must all be an act, right? If it is, it has been going on since before this board existed.
I can’t think of a single way in which using a rewards card isn’t exactly like killing large swaths of people, but that’s probably because I’m a decent human being, unlike the rest of you scum.
Wretched hive-sters!
Nutella is genocide. You heard it here first-ish.
Shaving with those horridly costly multi blade razors, which no one can afford, is akin to raping toddlers and is merely one more example of both how the system is geared against my success and how much better I am than any of you nonfamous people.
There. That should cover it.
Jesus, how many toddler raping threads can the Pit handle?
But it’s true. Many are the carotid arteries I’ve sliced open with an accurate flick of a rewards card.
Peasant. I use my American Express Centurion Cardto dismember the hoi polloi.
Actually, I don’t - I have one of my personal assistants do it, but the concept is the same.
Regards,
Shodan
Nina Myers! I thought you were dead!
Nutella is even more deadly if you eat it while watching television. Not Netflix, however; that doesn’t count as “watching television.”
Isn’t that a job for a minion?