Is Cecil Adams a real fucking person or not? I mean, we go through the same bullshit thread after thread, but get real people. Either the guy is real or he's not!
Every thread: “Conclusive proof that Ed Zotti is Cecil Adams!” and then Dex comes along and mentions what a kick Cecil gets from these threads. Fuck that!
The man doesn’t deserve to be a fucking enigma! He’s isn’t a Secret Master of the friggin’ Illuminati! He writes a column! He’s just an intelligent smartass with good research skills, if he’s even real. I am a really intelligent smartass, too; and 'm sure my researching skills are better than his.
There are, get this,
FORTY THOUSAND PEOPLE here. It is ridiculous for us not to know, and pretend to worship this schmuck.
Cecil Adams, if you are real, you are the world’s biggest PUTZ!
In fact, here is a volcano of putz’es, just for you: