Pitting Cecil Adams - the putz!

OK, gimme a break here.

    Is Cecil Adams a real fucking person or not? I mean, we go through the same bullshit thread after thread, but get real people. Either the guy is real or he's not!

Every thread: “Conclusive proof that Ed Zotti is Cecil Adams!” and then Dex comes along and mentions what a kick Cecil gets from these threads. Fuck that!

The man doesn’t deserve to be a fucking enigma! He’s isn’t a Secret Master of the friggin’ Illuminati! He writes a column! He’s just an intelligent smartass with good research skills, if he’s even real. I am a really intelligent smartass, too; and 'm sure my researching skills are better than his.

There are, get this,
FORTY THOUSAND PEOPLE here. It is ridiculous for us not to know, and pretend to worship this schmuck.

Cecil Adams, if you are real, you are the world’s biggest PUTZ!

In fact, here is a volcano of putz’es, just for you:



  
             :p      :p      :p       :p
      :smack: :smack: :o  :o  :o :o :o :smack: :smack:
    :wally :wally :wally :wally :wally
   :wally :wally :wally :wally :wally 
       :wally :wally :wally :wally              
            :wally   :wally
        :smack:    :wally :smack:
       :smack: :mad: :mad:  :mad: :mad: :smack:
     :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
     :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:         
   :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: 
  :mad: :mad: :( :mad: :mad: :mad: :( :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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How big is your fan club?

Most fan clubs are AWARE OF WHETHER OR NOT THE HERO THEY WORSHIP IS A REAL. FUCKING. PERSON!

's a joke anyway, man.

The volcano needs some work.

In before the lock! :wink:

I know if he’s a real person or not. You can too, for $19.95, i take Paypal, money orders, cash (American or Canadian, cuz i like money with beavers on it), but NO CHECKS!

I rather like the putz volcano, think I can use it as a sig? (just kidding, mods).

Cite?
Or ANY evidence of EITHER assertion? :wink:



  
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      :smack: :smack: :o  :o  :o :o :o :smack: :smack:
    :wally :wally :wally :wally :wally
   :wally :wally :wally :wally :wally 
       :wally :wally :wally :wally              
            :wally   :wally
        :smack:    :wally :smack:
       :smack: :mad: :mad:  :mad: :mad: :smack:
     :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
    :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:         
   :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: 
  :mad: :mad: :( :mad: :mad: :mad: :( :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Ever been to Church? :wink:

You must have quite some time on your hands.

I’ll tell ya’ for $19.94. :stuck_out_tongue:

I can give you a cite for both…:slight_smile:

If I had all day and night to devote to my board persona, I’m sure it would come across better.
Suffice it to say, I am in natural sciences research.

What are you talking about?

You dare to Pit the All-knowing one?!?

HERETIC!!!

No one undercuts me! Plus SkipMagic’s not a reliable source. CITE

Screw him.

To come up with the putz volcano.

Wow, that volcano is awesome! Well done.

Oh, and you suck. :wink:

Ahh, took about ten minutes.