Well, this should be a thread about pitting the newest Great Debater, The Republican, but to be honest, I can’t really do a good introductory rant here.
Actually, I should be fair, and mention that I’ve only skimmed the stuff this guy has written so far. But consider what the guy’s already accomplished in his first three hours on the SDMB:
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li started a thread to re-hash conservative bullshit about the 2000 Florida Election fiasco (“Bush won legitimately! Gore was the one stealing the election! It’s all the work of evil liberals! Fox News speaks the truth!”).[/li]li started a thread to talk about how George W. Bush is really a *sooper-*genius, despite being unable to go through an unscripted press conference even after three years in office (“He graduated from Yale! Gore said he invented the internet!”)[/li][li]and (c) apologized in the wrong forum for being clueless about basic concepts as providing cites for his claims (“I’m gonna say things that I can’t provide evidence for, because I worked with *sooper-*secret intelligence that you ordinary peons aren’t allowed to see”)[/li][/ul]
…well, anyway, despite his rather … er, flamboyant start at he SDMB, I don’t really have anything against the guy yet, unless you count his embarassingly partisan choice of a handle.
But still, given all that The Republican has accomplished in the first three hours alone, I figure he’s gonna end up getting pitted sooner or later (probably sooner), so I thought I’d start this thread and avoid the rush.
After all, you know the guy’s gonna have problems soon enough when he makes december look sane by comparison.