Now he’s incapable of understanding that teenagers have constitutional rights.
(or to be fair, incapable of understanding why and to what extent)
West Virginia’s dumbest lawyer thinks that child pornography laws are a violation of the first amendment, apparently:
It’s like he’s incapable of remember the context of any conversation beyond the post he’d immediately replying to. It’s like debating a goldfish.
Failing debater from a failing state.
Definitely don’t think about that. Think about James Carville licking it instead.
So then… Carville licking himself?
Sphynx in a suit.
Jesus fuck this is some dumb lawyering…
I feel stupider having read a couple of his posts.
It’s like he’s trolling to be the biggest idiot just so people will call him an idiot so he can sit back and laugh because he’s being called an idiot for saying such idiotic things.
Like he’s trying to win The Biggest Idiot Trophy.
And yet I get a warning in ATMB for suggesting that he actually do some research.
Totally valid thought, but totally valid warning. Sorry. Thanks for taking one for the team.
Taking one for the team? Aww, shucks. I’m nothing if not a team player. But I feel a little like Bryce Harper after that one.
Almost every post I made in that thread to him started out, “How are you an actual lawyer?” before I’d erase it and type out my actual response.
That’s the point of this thread. He makes posts that are impossible to respond to in the manner they deserve in the forum they are posted in. It’s better to quote the post here and reply without holding back than to risk violating board rules in other forums. The new board software will helpfully supply a link to this thread for the benefit of others so they can also avoid getting bogged down in Swamp Stupid.
That’s not just the point of the thread, that’s the point of the entire forum.
A whole forum for dealing with @UltraVires vendetta against logic and reason? That’s awesome. I guess I’ve been using it incorrectly.
That’s why it’s called Straight Dope.
Why am I certain that everything Dumbass has been taught about race relations would make a pretty thin book?
Paperback covers, single blank sheet inside.
Is it the kind of sheet you write on or the kind you wear?
Eet ees the kind of sheet you flush, I theenk.