Not because the bride at the wedding I just went to had sent out a stern e-mail advising her guests that the wedding would start one 1 p.m. promptly, and then got an hour delayed in the beauty parlor so my bald spot got painfully scorched in the bright sunshine–that has nothing to do with this. Absolutely nothing.
And it’s also irrelvant that the freaking Ethical Culture minister included adages from every culture on earth, except the Maoris and the Hopi indians, in her dissertation on marriage, while my bladder was near to bursting and the East river was flowing behind her like the world’s biggest running faucet.
No, no, what I’m pitting is the ceremony itself, and the idea of ceremonies that do not state explicitly what the dangers (and the chances) of divorce and unhappy marriages will be.
I got home from the wedding and shortly thereafter I read this thread http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=261104 about Rush Limbaugh and his divorces, which has turned into a discussion of family values and such. Without going into that too deeply, it seems to me that it’s awfully hypocritical of our society to tell people, as we marry them, that there will be hardships ahead but you must struggle mightily yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah, while not actively counseling these couples (both privately beforehand and in the ceremony itself) of the heartbreaking consequences of the act of getting married: I.e. having kids grow up without one of them present (a fairly likely outcome), of kids growing up in a home filled with discord of two people who don’t, after a few years, like each other very much anymore, of couples growing apart without overt hostility as people age in different ways and directions–in short of the great probability that any couple will need a great deal of luck to make this thing work out, whatever their good intentions, and most ain’t gonna make it.
I’m standing there with my girlfriend during the ceremony, and I know we were both thinking “Bullshit” to at least half of the minister’s homilies (we’re both long since divorced, naturally) and I suspect that others in the audience were feeling the same. But younger couples, often with very young kids, were squeezing each other’s hands throughout the neverending ceremony, which you could read hopefully but I read sadly, knowing that many of them are going to be divorced, and some of them bitterly, in the next few years.
Out culture is still packaging weddings and marriages as overwhelmingly positive institutions, while the truth–as conceived by both the Left and the Right–is entirely otherwise. I realize that NOT getting married is no answer to the problem of children born outside of marriage, which would be the likely outcome of discouraging marriage, but this still seems a blatant act of hypocrisy to me.