Pixar non sequitur thread

You’re not affiliated with me!

Congratulations San Francisco, you’ve ruined pizza! First the Hawaiians, and now you.

I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now.

You’ve got a playdate with destiny!

I cannot believe we are waltzing right up to the factory!

I must scream it to the world, my excitement from the top of someplace very high.

Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, “I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.” Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead!

Great. Now I’m the bad guy.

To infinity and beyond!

Adventure is out there!

Forget it, Jake, it’s Cloudtown.

Fine. I will also fix the hobo suit.

I create feelings in others that they themselves don’t understand.

“He touched the butt!!”

If my figures are correct:

Toy Story - 6
A Bug’s Life - 2
Toy Story 2 - 0
Monsters, Inc. - 1
Finding Nemo - 1
The Incredibles - 9
Cars - 5
Ratatouille - 0
WALL-E - 0
Up - 4
Toy Story 3 - 1
Cars 2 - 0
Brave - 1
Monsters University - 0
Inside Out - 2
The Good Dinosaur - 0
Finding Dory - 0
Cars 3 - 0
Coco - 0
Incredibles 2 - 1
Toy Story 4 - 0

Tangled - 1 (which is not actually a Pixar movie)

No, Buzz. I am your father.

He can protect me, like my friends. This is Fury. He protects me from the creatures that crawl in the night. This is Destructor. She protects me from mosquitoes. This is Dream Crusher. He protects me from having unrealistic goals.

Shouldn’t that be: No, Buzz. I am your father.

Nope. See at 1:21 here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GerXJVoOeJA

Look, I’m Picasso!