Pixar non sequitur thread

No capes!

There’s a snake in my boot!

If you want to bet on something, bet on your own life!

You sly dog. You got me monologuing!

You HAVE POWERS! Yeah, baby!


Shoo, fly, don’t bother me.

You. Are. A TOY!!!

I am the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

What’re you lookin’ at, ya hockey puck?

Sorry, I don’t speak bear.

That’s not flying. That’s falling with style.

Wonderful. Now go away.

One minute you’re defending the whole galaxy, and suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette and her little sister.

I was hiding under your porch because I love you. Can I stay?

Done properly, parenting is a heroic act. Done properly.

This. Is. Not. About. You!

I swear, if I hadn’t promised Mother on her deathbed that I wouldn’t kill you, I would kill you!

I’m telling you, you gotta help me! Don’t leave me here! I’m in Hillbilly Hell! My IQ’s dropping by the second! I’m becoming one of them!

Wait a minute here, they’re just using the same actor over and over! What kind of cut-rate production is this?