…most satisfy their lover sexually?
My money’s on Reed; after all, how do you think he got the name “Mister Fantastic”?
Plastic Man, because Eel is insane.
The Elongated Man has that built-in nasal vibrator; the possibilities are obvious.
In Formerly Known As the Justice League #1, Elongated Man’s wife Sue drops a hint that Ralph (EM) uses his powers quite well in the bedroom.
Elongated Man would probably win. He and his wife obviously have good chemistry, and he seems like a fun-loving sort of guy.
Plastic Man technically has nothing resembling human biochemistry, so he probably lacks a genuine sex drive and would just be going through the motions in order to satisfy his own image of himself as a human male.
Reed is probably thinking about scientific projects while having sex, so his performance would be rather detached and uninspired.
Elastic Lad… well, c’mon, he’s JIMMY OLSEN… I’m surprised he’s even making the attempt. And even if he is, his partner will be very upset when Jimmy murmurs “Oh, Superman… Superman!”
Sounds more like Laurie Anderson.
As with all such questions, the correct answer is Batman.
As usual, Flatman gets no respect.
Not that I’m arguing he should get respect. I’m just saying, is all.
You’re forgetting Meteor Man of the Galaxy Trio.
Nuff said.
Only if he’s, well, y’know…
Once again… the BLACK man with the LD gets left out of the ‘lovin’ action… or have you so soon forgotten Super Stretch?
I have it on good authority he and an unidentified friend were the basis of Richard Pryor’s infamous “… and it’s deep, too!” joke.
Have there ever been any female “stretchers” on either the good or evil side(s)?
Um… the French chick who warred against Doom Patrol with the Brain and Messier Mallah. I forget her name.
Stretching Powers
Admit it. For as long as you can remember, you’ve longed for the woman in your life to say, “Oh! That’s so colossally, unimaginably huge that nothing short of the Brooklyn Tunnel is capable of taking it! Safesex would require at least eight to ten deflated Navy blimps all sewn together! You could lay that thing across the East River and charge commuters a toll to drive across it!”
Haven’t you? Well, welcome to the superpower that everyone dreams of getting! With such a power, you may find yourself left with very little free time in which to fight crime and avenge the wronged – but who cares, right?
–How To Be a Superhero, Mark Leigh and Mike Lepine
No, Elasti-Girl was with the Doom Patrol. Askia was talking about Madame Rogue.
For one issue in the early 1960s, Lois Lane was “Elastic Lass”.
Waitaminute. Jimmy Olsen, as in the Daily-Planet photographer, hoping to be a reporter, became a superhero?!
Man, I’m glad I never collected DC.
As drawn by Jack Cole, who created him (and the entire idea/genre of stretchy heroes), Plastic Man was an ordinary guy who got his powers through an accident, and seemed to have perfectly normal feelings and emotions. In fact, Cole suggested sensuality on many occasions. Cole went on to become one of Playboy’s first and best cartoonists, so I’m puttin’ my money on Plas.
(See the recent weird bio of Cole Jack Cole: Forms Stretched to their Limits)
There is also Rubber Duck of Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew.
Who knows what he was up to with his team-mate Yankee Poodle?