The plural of penis is penes, not “penii”.
You’ll have to be penalized.
Advice for girls: don’t push your ass into a man’s crotch unless you’re prepared to feel a hardon poking back at you. On second thought, this advice also applies to boys.
This is very good advice. We are all so worried about teaching boys and girls about penises in vaginas and getting pregnant and stuff that we forget about elemental stuff like this.
If my crothal area comes in contact with female flesh there will be movement. I don’t care if we are friends or not. In fact during my single time I hooked up with more than a few of my friends for some platonic sexy time. What are friends for?
The side of the hip. Not that it alleviates involuntary wood or anything.
Will I be sent to a penal colony?
This is like the thread on men not knowing that women don’t pee out of their vaginas. If she doesn’t know that 20 somethings get erections every night, drunk or sober, solo or spooning, she should be embarrased for her ignorance, not his wood. It’s her issue, so it’s on her to get out of the bed. Unless, of course, there’s more to the story.
Let us consult the Tao of Vincent Vega
Spooning is no different than a foot massage. It IS sensual, else why do it? Was it cold? Could hypothermia have set in? I think not. We do not spoon with ‘friends’.
Young Missy thought she had control of the boy. The appearance of Mr Happy broke her illusion.
My opinion anyway.
No – a penile colony, for violating the penile codes.
Wow. Spooning is definitely a romantic thing, in almost all contexts I’ve ever heard of it. Didn’t Bill Cosby do a piece on it in one of his books about how wonderful it is with his wife?
The only time I can remember it not being a romantic thing between a couple is when I was in marching band with those kinds of kids that are way too touchy-feely. Freaked me out back then, still makes me make a face now.
Spooning is one of the best things ever about cuddling with your partner, in my opinion.
the guy was just being a spork.
Lighten up, Francis.
I don’t see the big deal. I’ve spooned for bodily warmth before. In my experience young guys don’t have a lot of control over hard-ons.
I never said I didn’t think anything of it. I said she didn’t. She did talk about me to her boyfriend, but I don’t know if she talked to him about that specifically. She certainly never broke up with the guy–well, at least, not until after she left college, and we lost touch.
I honestly didn’t know what to think. My roommate said she liked me, but I didn’t think so, based on how she talked, I didn’t even know her boyfriend, so, no, I wouldn’t have brought it up.
As for someone else who mentioned not doing it with a guy–I generally don’t hug guys, either. I mean, nothing but the guy hug, anyways. It doesn’t mean I don’t hug my female friends.
How about platonic showering? It would be nice to have someone scrub your back, right? I’m all behind the movement to encourage platonic showering.
Or your front, for that matter.
This place needs a LIKE button soooo bad!
Thanks. That’s an old joke with the wife: C’mere hon, today’s Erection Day! Time to go to the Pole! Wrraaar!
First, if any of you guys call me Francis, I’ll kill you.
Next, it’s not the Biggest Deal That There Was, but I’m going with our pal Vinny here and reckon if you wouldn’t do something with your sister in law (or sister in law, or dad, or whatever he said), it ain’t platonic. I don’t cuddle up with people I’m not at least considering making the beast with two backs with. But that’s just me. In any event, I wouldn’t have had a shit fit about the boner. As I said earlier, I’d just move away from it then go to sleep, but also I don’t spoon with platonic friends anyway, so this would never come up.
Just noticed an unintentional bad pun, but I’m going to leave it there. The backspace key stifles natural conversation.
Shirley, you can’t be serious…
(d&r)
I don’t spoon with platonic friends and I wouldn’t want my boyfriend to either. The possibility of something popping up could arise. If I’m going to spoon, I want to do it with my lover in which case a boner would be most welcomed.