**8 1/2 Mile ** - Fellini meets Eminem in this tale of a rapper directing a film that he hasn’t written yet while balancing his wife, mistress, and Claudia Cardinale. B/W, subtitles.
Howard The Duck Soup - George Lucas directs the Marx Brothers. It can’t miss!
I have admired your user name from afar, but now may have to openly worship you.
This thread has definitely made the price of subscription worthwhile.
I wish I had something to add but the only thing I thought of, Clash of the Titanic, was posted.
David Lynch & Joyce Carol Oates’ We Were the Mulholland Drivers- the tale of a perfect American family whose lives are dealt an irrecoverable blow by a series of long pointless closeups of inanimate objects. The late Ann Miller gives a touch of class.
Roger & Me, Myself & Irene- a documentary in which Charlton Heston demonstrates his feelings for Michael Moore using a live chicken.
Carry On Golden Pond a retired English professor finds there is still a lot to learn about life when his semi-estranged daughter leaves her husband’s low budget British comedy troup with him while she goes to Vietnam for the summer.
Air Force 2001 President Harrison Ford defeats terrorists only to be forced into battle with a super-intelligent computer and ends up discovering the mystery of the universe.
Starring Keanu Reeves, but how does it tie in with the Matrix trilogy?
The Magnificent Seven Dwarves A princess on the lam helps seven short gunfighters overcome their one-dimensional character flaws while they save a town from bandits. They also learn how to wash their hands.
secretary-at A young horse overcomes her obsession with self-mutilation and finds true love at the hand of demanding jockey.
Okay, I’m going to give it a shot. I hope this hasn’t been done.
Invasion of the Body of Evidence- In San Francisco, a group of people discover the human race is being replaced one by one, with clones devoid of emotion who all happen to look and act like Madonna.
Take out the Goodyear blimp/Superbowl dead & replace it with a long-dead Vampire Countess who revives & enthralls her lookalike descendant.
(Black Sunday was also the US title of a Mario Bava B&W horror film starring Barbara Steele, the original title best translates to Mask of the Devil)
Great flick! So I don’t hijack the topic, Barbara has a part as “Gloria” in 8 1/2 Mile - young girlfriend of aged rap producer.
Yeah…I know were were trying to avoid the TV stuff…but couldn’t resist:
Charles in Charge of the Light Brigade
Erstwhile male nanny leads troops to battle. “They want Charles in charge of them!”
I got a few…
Bob & Carol & Bill & Ted & Alice’s Excellent Adventure: After the ultra sophisticated couple, Bob and wife, Carol attend a secluded therapy group they become modernized in their sexual thinking and behavior. then they link up with a couple of weirdos and their best friends and they travel through history meeting famous people, having sexual hijinks and what-not…
Driving Miss Saigon: Morgan Freeman abandons his prostitute lover, driving her to kill herself
Two Mules for Serving Sara: You don’t wanna know
Quigley Down Under Beautiful Girls: 'nuff said
Six Days Seven Nights at the Opera
2 Castaways forced to endure a week on a desert isle (just off the coast of New Orleans?) with the Marx Brothers and Margaret Dumont.
Single White Oleander
After going to prison a mother is forced to leave her daughter in the care of a psychotic roommate, who starts to take on the daughter’s characteristics.
They Drive by Nightmare on Elm Street
Two truckdriving brothers must keep from falling asleep at the wheel and visits from Freddy Kruger to get their cargo delivered safely
The Heiresstocats
3 hep cats team up with a dowdy heiress to play every gin joint from here to Steamboat Springs
In the White Heat of the Night
“Finally made it, Detective Tibbs! Top o’ th’ world!”
Teahouse of the Whales of August
Two elderly sisters (Lillian Gish and Bette Davis) are sent to the village Tobiki in Okinawa to teach the people democracy. The villagers want a teahouse built, but Davis insists on putting in picture windows.
Johnny Guitarhands
Tough saloon owner Vienna (Joan Crawford) finds unexpected love with a wild-haired drifter who has guitars instead of hands.
The Lost Weekend in Havana
Alcoholic Ray Milland’s attempts to dry out are not helped by the antics of Alice Faye and Carmen Miranda.
I Shot Andy Hardy
Even old Judge Hardy could take only so much of Mickey Rooney.
ROTFLMAO at that one!
Fun with Moby-Dick and Jane
Allegorical sperm whale (George Segal) and his wife (Jane Fonda) turn to armed robbery to make ends meet.
True Sex, Lies and Videotape
Secret agent and his wife fight terrorists and hidden cameras in their bedroom