Rashômonty Python and the Holy Grail An account of four people describing the rape of the Knights who say NI
Bridge on the River Kwaiting to Exhale Four black women in a Japanese prison camp find out that all men suck.
Myseryan’s Daughter Irish girl falls in love with Annie and her pig.
Barbarella of Seville
Jane Fonda and Figaro sing their way across space looking for the perfect haircut. Watch Pavarotti take off his space suit during the opening credits!
A Night with the Phantom of the Opera –
Eric: All of Paris will hear Christine Daea sing!
Groucho: Well, she can sing loud, but not that loud. Now look here, “The party of the first part in this contract…”
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Phantasm of the Opera - A scarred recluse, mind twisted to insanity, has crafted flying silver spheres, controlled by the power of the music of the night…
The image of Andrew Lloyd Webber & Groucho Marx in the same room makes me glad I wasn’t drinking coffee at the time.
Rain Forrest Gump, Man–Two hippies suffering from the aftereffects of decades of drugs go to Brazil to try to save the “Rain Forest, Man.” Dustin Hoffman & Tom Hanks do their best Cheech & Chong imitations.
Rasputin & the E.T.–Mad monk who people think is a E.T. meets a real life one in this adventure, starring Ethel Barrymore, Lionel Barrymore, John Barrymore and Drew Barrymore.
End of Days of Thunder - Tom Cruise engages in an apocalyptic race against the Devil. (Gabriel Byrne)
Stripetease - Slacker Bill Murray needs a job… to build character, to make money… so he enters the high-paying field of exotic dancing.
“Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it’s usually something unusual.”
Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in Time, simultaneously living in the past in Dresden during WW2, in the present, as a middle-aged optometrist in Ilium, N.Y., and in the future as a well-cared-for resident of a zoo on the planet Tralfamador, where he spends his time playing kinky sex games with Kim Basinger.
The Daredevil and Daniel Webster - Farmer Daniel Webster made a deal with Satan - now he needs the best legal representation he can get, blind lawyer Matt Murdock.
Scooby-Doo the Right Thing - Racial tensions are at an all-time high … thanks to that guy in the spooky ghost costume.
“Ru-roh, Raggy, Rit’s ruh Ru Rux Ran!”
“Zoinks!”
Ballistic: Sever Vs. Godzilla – A very short film.
Bambi vs. Jason
You Only Live and Let Die Another Day – the Ultimate Bond film
The Eyes of Laura Mars Attacks! – Not for the squeamish. Or the grammatically correct.
My Left Footloose – Daniel Day-Lewis “lightens up” a puritanical town with his uniques style of dancing.
OK. This one just made me laugh out loud - which is really not what one wants to do when is in a training class for a new job where one isn’t suppose to be surfing the Internet while class is going on.
Who’s Afraid of Barbed Wire?
Starring Elizabeth Taylor, Richard Burton, George Segal, and Pamela Anderson.
An alcoholic college professor, his harpy of a wife, an ernest young colleague, and bar-owner with inflatible breasts come together over dinner.
An Affair to Recall - Cary Grant, Deborah Kerr. Two people fall in love and agree to meet in six months on Mars…
**Chicken Runner ** - Starring the voice of Harrison Ford. When genetically engineered Replichicks go berserk, authorities persuade Rick Peckard, expert Replichick hunter, out of retirement.
**Terminators of Endearment ** - Come to Laugh, Come to Cry, Come to Care, Come to Find John Connor.
**The Lawnmower Man for All Seasons ** - Thomas More is trying to prevent Henry VIII from taking over cyberspace, or something.
**Ghost Ship of Fools ** - Anti-semitism on a 1930s cruise ship is thwarted by that nurse chick on ER
**I Want To Live and Let Die ** - Susan Heyward tries to escape the gas chamber (in a power boat in Jamaica).
Interview & Dance with a Vampire–Seeing Tom Cruise singing & dancing couldn’t be any worse than seeing Michael Crawford.
Same Time after Time Next Groundhog Day–H.G. Wells & Amy Cushing relieve the day they meet via his time machine every day for the rest of their lives
Moscow on the Hudson Hawk - Russian musician defects with the help of the world’s greatest cat burglar.
Popeye of the Beholder - With Ashley Judd as serial killer Olive Oyl.
Chucky - A haunted doll is granted super-intelligence … but begins to grow murderous as the effect wears off.
Drop Dead Freddy - Elizabeth’s (Phoebe Cates) childhood imaginary friend returns … to haunt the dreams of the living.
Days of Thunderball – Tom Cruise and other Hollywood stars try to steal an atomic bomb using race cars.
**It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Wild, Wild World of Jayne Mansfield and Batwoman ** – I’ll say.
Cousin, Cousine,Boeing Boeing, The Russians are Coming! The Russians are Coming! – starring “Johnny Two-Times” from Goodfellas
Those Magnificent Ambersons in their Flying Machines – classic hijinks
Fun with Dick and Jane, Run, Lola, Run, I am Sam – The Primer Movie (for Mature Audiences only)