Die Hard, Little Sheba
A barefoot and shotgun toting Shirley Booth must rescue her little dog and alcoholic husband (Burt Lancaster) from the clutches of international terrorists who have taken over a chiropracter’s office.
“Yippie kye o, ain’t that right, Daddy?”
Shune
Allan Ladd and Sting star in this tale of a reluctant gun fighter who attempts to steal a rare spice from an an evil, intergalactic overlord.
“Shune! Shune! Comeback, Shune!”
Koyaanisqatsi Amarcord Powaqqatsi Zardoz Naqoyqatsi Zotz! – Theater Patrons will be issued a dictionary at the door.
Sleepy Hollow Man - Scientist Ichabod Crane loses his head… and the rest of him when he manages to turn himself invisible.
Time Cop and a Half - Jean Claude Van Damme’s job is to preserve the timestream … with the help of his six-year-old partner.
Dr. Strangelove : Or, How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love La Bamba - “Mein Fuhrer! I can dance!”
You know, I gotta point out, you coulda fit two more whole movies in there if you made it “Wild, Wild Westworld of…”
La Evita Dolce–Eva (played by Madonna) is a young actress who spends her days between celebrities and rich people, seeking for ephemeral joy in power and sex. When a famous corporal comes to Buenos Aires, she does everything she can to meet him, and when she does, he is totally charmed by her.
Assault on Quickstop 13 - “I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
Whatever Happened to Baby Jay and Silent Bob? - “You have to wait on me hand and foot, tons o’fun. Now fetch my dinner! Snoogans.”
X-Men to Eden - Xavier’s mutants go undercover at an island sex resort.
You know, I bet people would pay to see that.
Titanic, A.E. - Animated feature. A reconstructed luxury liner, branded as invincible, takes colonists towards an ice field where they hope to establish a new Earth.
Pretty in Pink Panther - Clouseau is up against his intellectual equal - a 17 year old high-school girl - as he tries to recover the fabled diamond.
Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolfen?
Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton hunt modern-day werewolves in the streets of New York City, all the while hurling bitter recriminations at each other over their failed marriage.
O Brother Bear, Where Art Thou? – Three escaped convicts look for the brother of one, who has been turned into a Bear, but only find one that’s been turned into a frog.
Apollo the 13th – a mad killer stalks the Command Module
His Girl Friday the 13th – Hildy Johnson always seems to get the good stories — and her competitors vanish one by one.
The Lord of the Ringu – Don’t look in the Palantir!
Hi Eve. We don’t know each other, but you have created a monster with this thread.
The Lion King in Winter “Of course he has claws, he always has claws, we all have claws! It’s the fucking African Savannah and we’re all lions!”
For Me and My Galexena
Vaudeville hoofer transported to outer space meets up with a doomed Playboy playmate
1776 1/2 Weeks
John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and Ben Franklin lead each other to sexual discovery while working to form a new republic in this musical romp. Songs include “You Can Keep Your Knee Britches On,” “Your Butt, Mr. Adams,” and “Mollasses to Mustard.”
I Am Curious (Old Yeller) A young woman explores her sexuality with a lovable dog–but who will be put down in the end?
**The Godzilla Must Be Crazy ** - An African tribesman is perplexed when a jet plane drops a thousand-ton lizard near his village.
**The MothraMan Prophecies ** - Richard Gere investigates sightings of an enormous moth in West Virginia.
As Good As it Ghidrah - Obessive-compulsive Jack Nicholson must adapt to a new roommate - a three-headed dragon.
**For Love of the Gamera ** - Aww, yeah.
**Star Trek IV : The Voyage Homeward Bound ** - The crew of the Enterprise must help housepets in the 20th century find their home or the future will be destroyed.
The Sounder of Music
Sharecroppers and singing nuns…who could ask for anything more!
Eve Thank you.
**Battleship Potemking Kong ** In which a giant ape rolls off the steps in Odessa
Carlito’s Wayne World Street wise dude Pacino is PARTYing
Thoroughly Modern Times
The Little Tramp struggles to live in modern industrial society with the help of a naive flapper and her society friends
In the Heat of the Nightmare on Elm Street–Small Southern towners are terroized in their dreams by a redneck sheriff.
The Postman Only Lives Twice - James Bond poses as a drifter/handyman to seduce the villain’s wife, and ultimately kill him.
From Russia With Love Story - Bittersweet romance blossoms between James Bond and a Russian female spy.
**From Hello, Dolly ** - An American matchmaker becomes entwined in a plot to keep the dalliances of one of the Royal Family a secret. Best Jack the Ripper musical ever.