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Scrolled through 7 1/2 pages, I don’t think I saw either of them:
Under the Cherry Rainbow: Prince and some midgets. Script writes itself.
And the most violent dance film of them all:
Passion II: Electric Boogaloo
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Troy Story - The Trojans have kidnapped Bo Peep, and it’s up to Buzz and Woody to get her back.
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HIJACK: /Homer Simpson voice/:“Now when people get Woody, they will think of Trojans.”
A favorite one from musicals is Anyone Can Whistle Down the Wind in the Willows–A surrealistic satire which proclaims the sanity of madness as well as the virtue of nonconformity as Mr. Toad, Mr. Mole and other animals shelter a man who might be Jesus Christ.
From Dusk Till Don Corleone - Mobsters vs. Vampires in a Mexican bar.
All Reservoir Dogs Go to Heaven - Charming and heartwarming animated classic. A tough gang of mutts pull off the heist of a lifetime, then get shot, cut, or maimed in various ways.
The Rush Hours - With Nicole Kidman and Jackie Chan as the unlikeliest partners in the history of writing or crimefighting, ever.
Raising Arizona in the Sun - The Cohen Brothers do it again! Sidney Poitier as a young man struggling to raise the kidnapped son of a wealthy Arizona businessman.
Honey, I Blew Up the Kid Stays In the Picture
Amateur scientist Rick Moranis’ wacky experiments create an IMAX version of Robert Evans’ autobiography.
This Hellboy’s Life
The early years of the underworld avenger as a budding young homosexual living in rural terror with an overbearing stepfather, played by Robert DeNiro
Escape From New York Minute
MariKate and Ashley Olsen are dropped into the lawless maximum security prison that was once Manhattan
Charly’s Angels
Three tough, beautiful crimefighters must help a retarded man (Cliff Robertson) undergo an operation that will give him superior intelligence
The Andromeda Strains, Planes and Automobiles
Steve Martin and John Candy must get a satellite containing a deadly spore from outer space home in time for Thanksgiving: Wacky hijinks and blood-curdling horror ensue.
The Unsinkable Molly Maguires
Zany musical comedy about Pennsylvania coal miners on the Titanic
The Man Without a Funny Face
A boy wants to leave home but can’t make the grade for boarding school. Then he finds out the skinny bookstore clerk living nearby is a former fashion model.
Blow Up and Out - Antonioni and De Palma co-direct this hommage to each other.
Titanika
Halle Berry plays a repressed psychaiatrist who wakes up possessed in an asylum that has just been struck by an iceberg.
Citizen Tropa
Tycoon Charles Foster Kane finds himself in post WWII Germany working on a train.
maybe this one has been done, I’m going hunting again…
The Year of Living Johnny Dangerously
Michael Keaton and Joe Piscopo are two wacky mobsters fighting for survival in a collapsing southeast asian country.
I should have said I’m NOT going hunting again…
13 Ghosts Going on 30
pre-pubescent Jennifer Garner wakes up one day to find she is a grown woman trapped in a metaphysical deathtrap.
The PuniSure Thing
John Cusack goes on a road trip to UCLA in search of sex, taking Daphne Zuniga along for the ride. When her murderers evade justice, he goes on a vengeful killing spree though the frat house.
(apologies if these are repeats)
He Got Crying Game - A WNBA player has a secret.
The Natural Born Killers - Robert Redford goes on a rampage with a baseball bat.
Life as a House Party - Kid 'n Play help a dying man build his dream house.
Gods and Monsters and Generals- Brendan Fraser is a gorgeous drifter with an unforgivably edited nude scene who becomes the last objet d’lust of a gay disgraced former Confederate leader.
My Own Private Twin Falls Idaho- If you think being a drug addicted hustler in Seattle is tough, try being conjoined twin drug addicted hustlers in a small town. (Those who’ve seen both say it’s far more tasteful than Stuck On You with 100% less Kinnearian smirk.)
Bright Lights, Big City Lights A blind rocker gets caught up in the drug scene of the 1980s while falling in love with a junk bonds salesmen she thinks is a millionaire with a limo.
hee hee hee at “Peter Panic Room” and “Children of a Lesser Godfather” Brilliant, *** DeVena & plnnr* thanks. ** :`) **
Backbeat to the Future
Stu Suttcliffe travels back to 1950s Hamburg and has to prevent himself from breaking up the Beatles.
Plan Se7en from Outer Space
Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman track down a killer who murders his victims through horrible acting, bizarre music, amatuer sets, incomprehensible dialog, nonsensical plots, laughable special effects, and desperately confused sexuality. Special suprise appearance by Bunny Breckinridge.
Little Shop of Rocky Horror
Provide your own synopsis.
Grapes of Wrath of Khan
After the Federation goes bankrupt, Kirk, Spock, McCoy and the rest of the Enterprise crew take to the spaceways trying to find work in the Motari Nebula.
Omega Code Man
After Armageddon, Charlton Heston is the last human being on a world populated by resurrected Christians.
Galaxy Quest for Fire
Aliens mistake an old caveman movie for a historical document and recruit the washed-up team of actors to help them find the legendary missing “Fire”. Starring Tim Allen and Rae Dawn Chong.
The Talented Lt. Ripley
Sigourney Weaver pretends to be an old classmate of Jude Law, but what will happen if he discovers she has an alien larva implanted in her chest? How far will she go to keep her secret?
Soylent Purple
Whoopi Goldberg finds out what really happened to her long-lost sister…
Left Behind to the Future
Marty McFly goes back to the 1950s and has to ensure that the Whore of Babylon meets Lucifer at the big dance…or the AntiChrist will never be born.
The Big Lebowski Beyond Thunderdome
This one writes itself. “You’re the ruler of BarterTown? That’s, like, your OPINION man…” “That nitro-burning armored deathmobile really pulled the nuclear wasteland together, man…”
And since you can never have too many Big Lebowksi references:
Big Lebowski in Little China
“What’s that, White Russian? Good, thought so. What do we do, drink it? Good, thought so.” “You can call me Jack Burton. Or El Jackarino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.”
How Green Was My Valley Of The Dolls: Roddy McDowall takes a job as a coal miner in his small, close knit Welsh mining town, only to discover the seedy underbelly of coal mining, replete with drugs and a scantily clad Sharon Tate.
A Hard Day’s Night Of The Living Dead: A day in the life of the Beatles, as they prepare for a live concert in the evening, while fending off hordes of flesh eating Allen Klein look alikes.
Inherit What’s Written On The Wind: A camp classic about turmoil in a Texas oil family, as they debate the theory of evolution. With Spencer Tracy, Rock Hudson, Dorothy Malone and Lauren Bacall.
I think I did this first one already.
Das Booty Call
Two bros from the 'hood join up the Kriegsmarine for good times and a little hip hop in the North Atlantic.
Congo In Sixty Seconds
Nicholas Cage must steal 100 cars by dawn or he’ll get beaten up by a bunch of guys in gorilla suits.
Bill And Ted’s Bogus Journey To The Center Of The Earth
Two California blockheads are tasked with the job of finding the center of the earth through an Icelandic volcano. Best line: “Most magma-ificent!”
Indiana Jones’s Diary
A swashbucking archaeologist tries to find love in London even though he can’t lay off the chocolates.
12 Monkey Business
Marilyn Monroe must travel back in time to find the secret to the plague that’s wiped out the entire world and left all the guys with Seven Year Itch.
The Neverending West Side Story
There’s these two gangs, right, and this one guy falls in love with this girl from the other gang… and then there’s this flying dog, and it kind of gets confusing.
Unbearable Lightness of Educating Rita Daniel Day-Lewis is a womanizing college professor and Julie Waters and older student .
**George and the Concrete Jungle ** Brendan Fraiser returns as the man raised by apes who is now imprisoned.
**About a Last Boy Scout ** Staring Hugh Grant who picks up women with his “son” played by Bruce Willis.
**Swept Far & CastAway **. Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, Madonna & Tom Hanks are stranded on an island together. Hanks gets to have a three some with the girls and Cruise gets Wilson.
A Hard Day’s Night At The Operation Petticoat The Fab Four race around London with the Marx Brothers in a Submarine commanded by Cary Grant outsmarting the Japanese during WW2.
**Clueless Than Zero ** Will Alicia Silverstone pass her driver’s exam with the body of a dead drug addict in the back seat?
Cocoa NUTS Marx Brothers and Barbara Striestand in this wacky comedy set in a mental institution. A jewish cast.
**Raiders of the Lost Boys ** Indiana Jones gets some help from living dead teenage vampires to fight Nazis.
**Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Alaska. ** Austin on Ice, baby.
Can you dig it?
Fletch Gordon An undercover newspaper reporter vs. Ming the Merciless.
My Favorite Yentl An aging jewess, disguised as man stars on a 50’s comedy show. " I’m not an actor. I’m a Rabbi!"
**Othello Dolly! ** Writes itself.