Playing Golf With The Man Whose WIfe You're Banging On The Side...

The Onion strikes again…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyV-oTTyIWg&feature=player_embedded

Got dial-up, didn’t want to spend 3 hours downloading a “You-Tube”, so I don’t know where this is going.

Just wanted to say that I did this once, long ago.

What was your handicap?

someone owes me for this straight line.

Brilliant punch line.

I think my “Plating” mis-spelling in the thread title is chasing all the cheaters away that are looking for real advice for this very problem. It happens to me every time I play golf.

I just hope you’re being quiet off there to the side, so as not to mess up the husband’s shot.

Tiger was quiet…

Changed “plating” to “playing” in the thread title, and “who’s” to “whose,” while I was in there anyway.

Thanks twickster.

I hate that I know guys like that - but the whole approach to the bit was hilarious - just a deadpan-play-it-straight like its Good Morning Today, just make sure all the headlines sound perfectly off. Surreal.

“If she’s not banging me, it would be somebody else”

swings

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