As can be plainly seen by even the most occasional visitor to ATMB, friend Oakminster suffers from a vast quantity of sand in his vagina. Since it would be improper to dole out medical advice in that forum, it follows that this is the best place to come together as a community to help rid him of this affliction.
I welcome any and all who would like to join me in telling him of this personalized remedy for his sandy vagina: Hey Oakminster: blow it out your ass.
No one but you sees a liberal conspiracy behind every third mod action. They’re not out to get you. Mod notes for chrissakes—especially those to other posters—don’t go on your permanent record. Such direction is not cause to add yet more grit and then vocalize your discomfort. Your belief in ideological bogeymen in moderator hats would make Rodger Ailes blush.
And no one but you seems to fetishize bright line rules to such an extreme—what kind of absurd limitation plagues you such that you can’t grasp basic concepts that are second nature to 1Ls by their second week? Some things don’t lend themselves to bright line rules. Sometimes, rules get enforced unevenly—which is not a cause to craft some bright line rule to satisfy the conspiracy-addled. That doesn’t mean there shouldn’t be any bright line rules. How about this one: when you find your vagina is chafing due to excess sand, blow it out your ass.
It’s interesting that your one-trick-ponyness is relatively limited to ATMB. Now that you seem to have given up your quixotic pursuit of quashing the use of ‘redneck’ to refer to rednecks (my apologies if I’ve confused you with another poster on that front), you’re generally agreeable in other forums—so please, for our sake as much as yours—blow it out your ass.
I’m not linking to a post because I don’t want to inappropriately mix ATMB fodder into the Pit. If I’m alone in this perception I’ll accept my lumps. No vaginas were harmed in the writing of this post. Except Oakmister’s. His has sand in it.
That’s why it was personalized advice. His head is so far up his ass that he can easily make use of his rectovaginal fistula.
ETA: Holy shit! AClockworkMelon found him! That was hysterical.
I don’t really interact with him, but I have this image of some big, red-faced guy in a plaid flannel shirt, sitting hunched over a bar and yelling at anyone he happens to overhear saying something he doesn’t like.
OTOH, I find it hard to believe he could possibly be as belligerent in real life as he comes across here, so maybe its more a persona than anything else.
He’s a lawyer, right? Told you guys this would happen, way back when we were arguing about relaxing the “no lawyers” rule on the Boards. Told you so. I have in my hand 267 separate instances of case law being cited in arguments about the designated hitter rule. And I’m not even going to mention…the guy I’m not going to mention. Him.
Just now, right here, the OP drops “1LS” as common jargon, as well known as burning dogs and bases that are belonging to us. Took me a minute to figure out it means “first year law student”. Unless it doesn’t and I didn’t. Like everybody knows that.
Well, OK, you made your decision, and I will abide. Reserving the right to bitch.
Who can blame him? Alabama’s starting tailback got busted holding up a liquor stare with a gun and was suspended for the national anthem vs. Chattanooga. The whole state is in mourning.
