Plea for help: Oakminster has a sandy vagina

Many thanks

Well see now, you’re persecuting him right now, again. Soon he will have to complain again, probably about how liberals are all whiny and stuff.

You’re right, as evidenced by the pitting receiving an ‘8’ by MrDibble, despite a lack of profanity or specific links.

Further, had a *conservative *used gender-based imagery to illustrate a point, the liberal masses would have set upon him in an anti-misogynistic crusade. (The closest we get is Shake’s rather weak attempt of “yeah, anyone with a vagina is a horrible person,” demonstrating an utter lack of familiarity with vaginas, their relative sensitivity, and the abrasive effects of sand.)

I divide. We should partner up.

So, once upon a time, younger and more foolishest, I went to California. Bunch of us went to the ocean to see how big it is, got stoned, and I started feeling frisky towards my most recent fave rave.

“First time in California, is it?” says she. Shrivel.

I abide. I’ll just wait till you’re done.

That’s a terrible haiku.

So this is you?

You’re a pretty good actress. I hope you get more roles.

We should really thank Oakminster. This thread is fantastic.

Nicely done.

Sandy vagina
Is not on the agenda
The Jade Gate is closed.

First time in Cali?
She asked; he shrivelled.
Shrinkage has many causes.

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Actually, that was a Pit-relevant joke at Oakie’s expense. Rating Pittings used to be a tiresome schtick.