Pretty please? Please tell me someone besides myself has gotten hooked on this ridiculous show?
When VH1 started the promos for Flavor of Love, I thought, “How f*cking ridiculous!”, but now it’s like a Technicolor, gilded train wreck. I can’t look away. Those women are hilarious, and Flavor Flav is …well, Flavor Flav.
Of the seven or so women left, I’m really pulling for Hoopz. I think she’s one of the few genuine girls on the show. If not Hoopz, then I’d have to go for Goldie because, really, who wouldn’t love a chunky girl who can puke in your living room wastebasket, then act like nothing happened?
Crack up moments: When Pumpkin (the very blond, pale substitute teacher) was told by the other girls that she was “OG”…and she said “OG?..Is that like Olive Garden?” and Hottie’s microwave chicken.
And I think Red Oyster is going to flip out a start killing people. That girl just looks mean.
I watched what I guess was the first episode over at a friends house one nght. We were pretty drunk and just channel surfing. I couldn’t believe it-- it was so bad that it was good. I had never heard of this guy, but Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick… these girls were just out their gourds. I noticed today’s episode had Flav’s mom on and there was some kind of cook-off. I hit the record button on my DVR. Gotta see whose coooking Flav is gonna pick!!
I watch it. Dear God, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I watch it. I’m really hoping that Hoopz or Goldie wins. They seem the most genuine to me, and I think Goldie is hilarious.
Also, Hottie is an actress. I wonder if her behavior on the show is an act. Part of me hopes so, because I can’t believe anyone could be that messed up, and that stupid, but part of me hopes she’s for real, because it’s not as funny if she’s faking.
My wife watches reality shows by the score, so I’m always sort of aware of them in the background, but I’ve started actually watching this one, mainly because it’s Flavor Flav, and I was a big Public Enemy fan back in the 80’s.
I swear they’re making him keep New York around to build up the meltdown when he eventually tells her to leave. The producers are going to want her to go Defcon 1.
I just want to apologize to New York/Tiffany. Before last night’s show, I thought a lot of nasty things about you. Now, I still think you’re a psycho bitch, but your mother is a super psycho bitch from hell on steroids, so you’ve actually managed to do fairly well for yourself. I still hope I’m never in the same state as you.
That was almost too much to be believed, though. Are we sure this isn’t The Joe Schmo Show?
No shit! I’d only seen that woman for a couple of minutes and already I didn’t like her for years.
Yes, it’s true, I watch it…and I watched it when he was in Italy with that grotesque Brigette Neilsen, too.