Please, allow me to relive my nightmares for your amusement

[Richard_Parker]

I’m gonna level with you. Jacking around the OP is sort of screwed up.

[Rachellelogram]

An EMT who won’t share specifics of their job? You’re a sawhorse of a different color.

[QuickSilver]

• Tell us!
• I can’t tell you.
• Tell us!
• I can’t tell you.
• Tell us!
  …
  It’s a circular old saw.

[El_Kabong]

Aw, c’mon. The poor guy’s had a wrenching experience, and all y’all can do is rasp him about it. File that under “being a jerk”, IMO.

[running_coach]

@Ravenman

It looks like everyone is ratcheting up the pressure on him, with every post being another turn of the screw. Awl I know is that the issue is a plane as day.

Sock’et to him!

[Chimera]

Hey people, lighten up. He needs this thread like a hole in the head.

[Labrador_Deceiver]

What really amused me is the fact that the OP brought the event up completely out of the blue, off topic, then pitted a completely harmless comment about it two days later.

What a fucking attention whore… I mean mitre saw.

[Drunky_Smurf]

@Spiderman

I’m referring to this post.
Let me bold the important parts since you failed to understand them the first time:
Put it this way, it didn’t involve a chainsaw, but even Leatherface would’ve said, “Damn, dude, now that’s f’ed up.”

So when are you gonna tell us what happened? And if you aren’t then don’t fucking bring it up in the first place retard.

[arseNal]

I usually find it pretty lame when others do this, but …

@Drunky_Smurf

first place retard

Band[del]saw[/del] name!!

[Cat_Whisperer]

@El_Kabong

Aw, c’mon. The poor guy’s had a wrenching experience, and all y’all can do is rasp him about it. <snip>

Bastards.

@arseNal

I usually find it pretty lame when others do this, but …

Band[del]saw[/del] name!!

Even worse - Second Place Retards.

[James_Toothpaste]

@El_Kabong

Aw, c’mon. The poor guy’s had a wrenching experience, and all y’all can do is rasp him about it. File that under “being a jerk”, IMO.

Yeah, y’all are being mean! Stop it now, please.

[Slithy_Tove]

Please, don’t spare us one riveting detail.

That could leave you a couple bubbles off plumb.

Try to brace up a bit.

Tape measure… (sorry, nothing)

[Bryan_Ekers]

Yeah, man up!

Find your studliness.

[Katriona]

@Jackmannii

What a tool.

The OP’s nightmares couldn’t top the one I had last night. I had joined the Marines, but still had to look at Pap tests. :eek::eek::eek:

Hmmph. Piker. I dreamed I had to work with Sarah Palin. Whose daughter was Gwyneth Paltrow.

[Fear_Itself]

@Chimera

Hey people, lighten up. He needs this thread like a hole in the head.

Doesn’t get any planer than that.

[Section_Maker_Jupe]

If nail guns were outlawed…be some sore fingers out there.

[AncientHumanoid]

A long time ago, mid to late 80s maybe, a friend read me something out of a newspaper (pretty sure it a regular newspaper, not an Inquirer type) about a man who committed suicide by drilling eight holes in his head. My first thought was “How did he mess up on the first seven?”

[Cat_Whisperer]

@NoClueBoy

A long time ago, mid to late 80s maybe, a friend read me something out of a newspaper (pretty sure it a regular newspaper, not an Inquirer type) about a man who committed suicide by drilling eight holes in his head. My first thought was “How did he mess up on the first seven?”

Those were just for practice.

[Lubricious_Integument]

Spiderman reminds me of Sloppy Moe. Link goes to a short clip of a horribly racist WB short.

[Bryan_Ekers]

What race is Moe supposed to be?