Please, allow me to relive my nightmares for your amusement

[Colibri]

@Bryan_Ekers

What race is Moe supposed to be?

Giant Smurf.

[Morgyn]

@NoClueBoy

A long time ago, mid to late 80s maybe, a friend read me something out of a newspaper (pretty sure it a regular newspaper, not an Inquirer type) about a man who committed suicide by drilling eight holes in his head. My first thought was “How did he mess up on the first seven?”

Mine is, how was he able to make himself do it more than once? :eek:

[running_coach]

@Morgyn

Mine is, how was he able to make himself do it more than once? :eek:

A few tool company slogans

**Craftsman. **Makes Anything Possible

Delta. Your Achievement. Our tools.

Stanley. We Help You Do Things Right

Makita. It’s All The Power You Need.

[Budget_Player_Cadet]

I laughed very hard at this thread. I’m going to hell, aren’t I?

[Battle_Pope]

@Budget_Player_Cadet

I laughed very hard at this thread. I’m going to hell, aren’t I?

Jesus man! Don’t tell us that!

[the_diego]

Worked in a combined open pit and underground mine. No suicides but lots of fatal and lost-time accidents. The one involving a 120-tonne dump truck…

[Mangetout]

@Morgyn

Mine is, how was he able to make himself do it more than once? :eek:

Adequate clamping. It’s the thing that most DIYers are likely to neglect.

[Sparky812]

Back in 2001, there was a woman here that actually threw herself headfirst into a wood chipper.

The Toronto Sun:

PLANTAGENET – The OPP is investigating the bizarre death of a woman
who ended up head-first in a large wood chipper.
Claire Duchesne,43, lived with her husband in a large bungalow on Hwy.
17 about 70 km east of Ottawa (Canada).
Const. Pierre Dubois said a suicide note was found and foul play is not
suspected. He said the death is not believed to be accidental, though
he said investigators are still “keeping the door open.” Police towed the killer machine away.

[Cheshire_Human]

If we pump the OP for details, water the chances he’ll spill?

[Absolute]

@Labrador_Deceiver

What really amused me is the fact that the OP brought the event up completely out of the blue, off topic, then pitted a completely harmless comment about it two days later.

And then, he couldn’t resist inserting another gratuitous reference to just how horrible this event was that he is so pointedly not talking about.

[El_Kabong]

@Sparky812

Back in 2001, there was a woman here that actually threw herself headfirst into a wood chipper.

While I’m not planning to do anything similar anytime soon, seems to me head-first would be the way to go.

[Skywatcher]

@Spiderman

I’m referring to this post.

Pitting a self-admitted bad example? Lame.

[running_coach]

@El_Kabong

While I’m not planning to do anything similar anytime soon, seems to me head-first would be the way to go.

But then we can’t see your expression.

[Kimballkid]

@Sparky812

Back in 2001, there was a woman here that actually threw herself headfirst into a wood chipper.

Must have watched Fargo one too many times.