Please Ban Me

Please ban me for two hours (no longer!) so I can see what it feels like.

Or, you know, you could do something else besides this website for two hours and achieve a remarkingly similar effect. If you try to cheat, just punch yourself in the face.

/PSA/
The ban button is not a toy, son.
/PSA/

Geez.

Turn off your computer and go outside to play, it’s nice out.