Having enjoyed a year here thanks to a friendly fellow-Doper, my time runs out on Wednesday and I still have no desire to get a credit card or Paypal. If someone would be kind enough to pay my $14.95, I will happily forward a cheque for the equivalent amount in GBP, or alternatively donate £10 to a mutually agreeable charity (as I did last year). My e-mail address should be available in my profile. Thanks!
Are you a high ranking Nigerian government official?
No, but I can tell you that you are the lucky winner of the National Kenyan State Lottery Championships. $10 MILLIon Dollars can be YOURS tax,frREE if you REPLy wiTh your BankDetails TODAY!!!111
Yours expectingly,
Chargrilled faxmachines.
Seriously, though, I don’t need anyone’s details, and I wouldn’t have made the OP unless I knew that this can be done successfully and securely. You just need to e-mail me so I can send you my SD password. Any less sceptical Dopers out there :)?
I am.
email me.
Smells like a dead wet cat in here.
My cat’s breath smells like deat cat food.
I do have an email address attched to my profile though. O Fondly Departed Feline, if thou shouldst continue to lack sponsorship, send me a missive, with SDMB in the subject line.
Thanks, AHunter3, but the raindog has already done the business - thank you very much! So I’m not as dead as all that, yet. Bad news for anyone who hates me - I’ll be posting for at least one more year 
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Mods, feel free to close this thread if the whim takes you.