Please describe this vehicle

Words mostly fail me. The best I can come up with is “extreme industrial” or maybe “pill box on wheels”. Take a look:

Bollinger pickup

It’s an electric truck, so is this the wave of the future? Well, I don’t think Tesla’s truck will look anything like that so we’re probably safe.

Canyonero.

Lamborghini

My God, it’s hideous…!

Utilitarian?

I like it if the design is based on easy repair/maintenance. I’d love to own a vehicle built with ease of care in mind, totally ignoring visual appeal.

If Land Rover or Mercedes made their version of a Humvee.

If LEGO ever designed a car…

It’s a Wrangler made out of sheet metal.

They’re boxy, but they’re good.

Obviously an attempt to crack the Filipino jeepney market.

They got the basic shape right but they need to make it more colorful with a lot of lights. I think Douglas MacArthur Shaftoe would approve of this one, except for the electric part.

Looks like someone didn’t do their homework so they just copied off of AMG’s H1 proposal.

Ugly as sin.

The Thing is back!

Unfortunately, they’ve never been gone. I think I still see a few of those every summer. Plus, IIRC, Drew Barrymore had one in 50 First Dates.

I feel like invading a 3rd world country.

It looks like Dr. Frankenstein was into car design when he wasn’t using electricity to create life…

It’s a Tonka truck for grown men with more money than taste.

It’s a pickup truck designed by a small child or an adult who is allergic to curves.

Straight outta Minecraft.

That may have been the word I was searching for. Well, it does have the advantage that to repair body damage, you just need some sheetmetal and rivets. Lots of shops will be able to do it.

But this isn’t the strangest looking EV I’ve seen on that site. Some time back, there was a van (at least they claimed it was a van) that looked for all the world like a bicycle helmet on wheels. I’m pretty sure it was just a prototype, since I haven’t seen a picture of it since. I wish I’d saved a link to that article (I tried to find it later, but failed).