Please don't keep Dobbey in the refrigerator...

Dobbey has been bad. Dobbey will go to jail.

From this story on Yahoo’s Oddly Enough section,

When he gets to jail, is he going to have to iron his own hands? Or will he just settle for banging his head against the stove?

I thought you were talking about Harry Potter’s House Elf, only you’d misspelled the name.


But if the guard gives Dobbey a prison-issue uniform, won’t Dobbey be free?