This may not be funny to you if you’re not from the D/FW area. It’s in reference to the incident a while back where Michael Irvin was arrested with several others on drug charges. The police raided an apartment and found all of them plus a plate of drugs under a couch cushion.
Some quick background: This is from our local sports radio station. It’s a group of guys acting out their version of what actually happened. This is also the first time they’ve read the script. I’d forgotten about it, but another thread about funny sound files reminded me of it.