He’s a buddy of mine here at school who will happily lurk and, if we’re lucky, even post a little. I find him a witty, thoughtful, and kind soul. (Just like my favorite people here.)
If a few of you could break out the whipped cream and staws, we’ll give him a good taste of life here at the SDMB.
(And he’ll learn more about me that he ever wanted to know…)
Anyway, try to give Le Sang Paresseux enough rope to hang himself. Um, I mean show him the ropes. Yea…
::waves::
Hi. My name is Jessica and I like to get naked.
Sheesh, I just realized that sounded like an introduction ar an AA meeting or something.
I just ate the last of my whipped cream, but I have silly string!
:: fwwwwwiiiiiisssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh ::
I feel welcome; this is cool 
hope stands that this shares the trend of Callahan’s Place…
I have some neon orange hair color spray left over from Halloween. Here, let me fix you up.squirt–squirt.
There, now you look like a “normal” SDMB poster. Welcome, by the way!
H’llo!
G’day Le Sang (if you think I’m typing the rest of that name you’re kidding yourself)
Welcome aboard. Clowns to the left, naked nymphs to the right… pretty cool place huh?
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Greetings and Felicitations!
You come highly recommended, as **Medea’s Child **, who is a favorite of mine, speaks well of you:
“Gave you all the duties of a man,
Trimm’d up your praises with a princely tongue,
Spoke your deservings like a chronicle,
Making you ever better than [her] praise,
By still dispraising praise valu’d with you”
–King Henry IV, Part 1, Act 5, Scene ii
And therefore, my most gracious welcome:
“In this extant moment, faith and troth,
Strain’d purely from all hollow bias-drawing,
Bids thee, with most divine integrity,
From heart of very heart…welcome.”
–Troilus and Cressida, Act 4, scene v
“I would to God thou and I knew
where a commodity of good names
were to be bought.” 
–King Henry IV, Part 1, Act 1, Scene ii
Welcome! Welcome! Medea’s Child comes highly recommended from a mutual friend. If you’re a friend of hers, well that still makes you a stranger to me. Pull up a chair and tell me something about yourself that I can use as blackmail later.
Welcome, La Sang!
Any friend of Medea’s Child is sure to be a great addition to our merry band of outlaws.
And if Kathryn likes you, then I like you too!
Okay, first question~what does your username mean? (I’m nosy, and you might just as well get used to it.)
Scotti
Welcome Le Sang Paresseux, hope you enjoy your stay.
And by the way what is the english translation of said name?
::tips hat::
Welcome Le Sang! (Let’s get the gender correct folks).
:: stands ::
Welcome to LSP!! He comes highly recommended.
:: throws glass in fireplace ::
One thing - some of the women here will have you bound and naked if you turn your back on them. Do so at your own choice.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Look what this individual did to me in THIS thread:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=30095
(Check out the post dated July 8th!)
“The better part of valour is discretion”
–King Henry IV, Part, 1, Act 5, Scene iv
Oh shit, another Pitt poster…er, I mean welcome aboard, Le Sang Paresseux.
Hi, I’m Tasha, and this is one of my nutty friends. Whether she tastes like nuts is for you to decide. Have fun.
Thank you guys.
whisper to Le Sang See! my favorite people showed up! Told you they would know Callahan.
to the rest of you Thanks guys for chiming in. I know we have a lot of these ‘meet my friend’ threads, but I had to do one for him. Otherwise he’d lurk under a rock for ages and I’d never pull him in.