Please explain Lauren Boebert

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I believe that the crime is buying a gun while marking on paperwork that you are not a user of illegal drugs when in reality you are. So, if she owns guns she bought a while ago and then later took up smoking weed, then that law isn’t broken. For example, I own a handgun that I bought years ago. I’ve never smoked weed (and never plan to) but if I started, you couldn’t nail me on that crime because I wasn’t a user when I bought it. My understanding is that the crime is for making a false statement at the purchase, not simply owning a gun while being an illegal drug user.

Now, people have been charged for simply owning a gun while also being a user, but those laws have been struck down in court more than once.

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An older version of me
Is she perverted like me
Would she…

Sorry. Just thought I’d share the earworm you inspired.

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Bobo says she’s done dating Democrats.

https://www.meidastouch.com/news/boebert-im-done-dating-democrats

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Yeah, that’s obviously her biggest problem. Look what he made her do!

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As a “devout Christian” she wore a gun on her hip, just like Jesus! :crazy_face:

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‘That’s the kind of disgusting thing MTG would do! I’m a lady, and a job creator, I only give handys on the first date.’ Bobo

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He said to them, “But now, he who has a money bag, let him take it, and likewise a knapsack; and he who has no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one .

Weapons had their place- for about one day of His Ministries.

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Giraffe pussy.

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I’m surprised that she didn’t claim he assaulted her when he touched her boob, so she was defending herself by trying to pull off his dick.

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You have to admit that would stop most guy’s attack.

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I think I lost IQ points from reading that article, short as it was.

Boebert said that voters have been stressed out thinking about serious issues, but she is “here to provide levity and lift burden off of people.”

She’s here to relieve voter’s stresses. One public hand job in a crowded theater at a time.

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Male Colorado Democrats in their thirties and forties heave sighs of relief.

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That’s farther than I ever got on a first date. Even some light over-the-clothes action required a few months’ dating at minimum.

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Clearly, she’s a good Christian woman, just like her voter base expects of her. She won’t fuck on the first date. Just public hand jobs.

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So she admits she’s a clown?

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My thoughts exactly. Finally, an honest self-assessment.

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If clowning gets rapturous applause (and votes), clowning is what we’ll get.

There’s plenty of evidence to say that ploy is working and has been for some years. At least on a certain subset of rube-ish voters.